christie, maggie, ralph, and mccutcheon plus mark

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 9:24 am

maggie is telling christie to write something sexy. christie's mind is BLOCKED.

the real sex takes place in the brain....

mccutcheon to the rescue...

tonight nothing happened. nothing at all. no sex. WE promise, Sloth no sex tonight, not even a little, just a nipple, oops I me nat ever a little, absolutely no sex, never sex we promise soooo much we are having so much not sex at the moment. Really. magie get your hands out of my pants, I SAID NO!!!!! we are not having sex tonight you liitle sex pot. Sorry larry that was Christie's hand. But OHHHH there are two hands, my penis is so big it can take two hands on it at once. WOW my penis is so big I look down and see Both of Chritie's hands and one of Maggie's. That makes three. no sex here.
I've never been much of a voyeur, but the not sexin the room is starting to spread. When the lights go down, the wine is poured, and the hands reach for glasses momentarily...
After a sip or two, an awkward moment in the conversation again turns to tension....

and everybody stops talking - silence - no sex - I write with both of my hands which is
my advantage and finally proof that I CAN'T HAVE ANY OF MY HANDS IN ANYONES PANTS HERE!!!! going home now - maybe having some sex with myself - I am sooo sexy!! That turns me on!!!!! -- Maggie

Maggie- sex with Mark is not sex with yourself. Even though you don't want Larry to know about your new budding relationship with Mark, you can't call it sex with yourself. He does have a 42 inch tv, and almost the same size cock, So Maggie how do you feel havibg sex with two boys in one night. Fist you gave Christie head, then sucked Ralph's cock, and fucked me and now you want to fuck Mark. And thank you Maggie for fucking me up the ass with my Eiffel Tower lamp.

I knew you Americans are so dirty - that's why you always censore your movies to make it more fun to go home and play out your sexual restrictions.

I didn't know I could get the WHOLE Eiffel Tower up your ass!

The fun is over.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 9:28 am

no sex please- we are young. sex is wasted on the old.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 9:33 am

Maggie here again: Today I read, the best way to avoid transmission of hepatitis C is
not having sex at all - well, although I am paranoid of diseases I can't consider that as an option but Sloth - sharing the tooth brush is considered to be one way of transmission!!!!!!!!!!!

So much to NOT having sex...

Maggie

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 9:37 am

christie here...

by the way we also read that you should USE A MEAT THERMOMETER to take the Guesswork out of Cooking.

DON'T EAT BEEF IN ENGLAND!!!!!!!~~~~ Maggie

oh yeah and i ALSO learned that if you live in ENGLAND for more than 6 months you can never give blood again.

(courtesy United States Department of Agriculture, God Bless America.)

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Sep 22, 2001 6:42 pm

I don't give blood anyway.

It's unamerican to give things away for free. Especially when they turn around and sell it for $150 a pint.

I am eating all the beef I can get my hands on. Its so cheap here. I wonder why?

Everything is going well except for some curious pains in my head that cause me to black out and shite black blood with bits of wrinkly gray matter.