Neil Diamond is God

h. · Post by h. » Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:56 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
Jesus Martino. You are a funny funny man. Watch it or you'll create this image of a 9 foot tall woman in bondage gear weilding a rolling pin in one hand and walking papers in another, kicking poor defenseless Mc in the teeth with the pointy toe of them 4 inch thigh high stiletto heeled boots.
Reno, huh? Damn. I'm more powerful than I thought...

martino · Post by **martino** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:34 pm

oh yeah, i agree h. ha ha. ho ho.

what a crock.

h. · Post by h. » Wed Aug 28, 2002 11:18 pm

more like crack, which you must be smoking if you thought I was poking fun. More like sharing the ironic imagery I get when entertaining the idea it was me, and not a new job that is sending Mc to the dry, cracked desert.
I truly got a chuckle out of it.

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 9:23 am

gee h., i guess i got you all wrong. you sounded pretty bitter and agressive to me. but all the better if that is not the case.

can i make it up to you with a milk shake or something?

h. · Post by h. » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:45 am

If bitter and agressive is what you are looking for, it's what you'll find, Martino.
Those who know me know that when I am upset, I say so and outright. I haven't the time nor patience for games. I do apologize that you've gotten the impression that my outright anger and bitterness has been other than, or vice versa. Seems you find me catty.
Mrowr and all that.
But I'm just not in the business of saying what I don't mean or not saying what I do. If you knew me, you'd know that I have my own interpretation of what makes me laugh, not always what makes others do the same.
But for the time being, you do not know me. So, I'll say that I did find what you said funny, though in a way that used me as the ass of the joke. I'll say it still made me laugh because it was ludicrous. I'll say that it created an image that will forever keep me going because you gave me more destructive credit than I ever thought possible. Reno. ha! I'll say that I gave you the imagery of my imagination after reading that.
I'll say two more things:
Milkshakes are not my thing, I rarely eat sweets
And
How bout that Neil Diamond?
Holly Holy was one hell of a song.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 2:26 pm

Love on the Rocks. Hands down. Anybody seen his movie? It's fucking awesome.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:11 am

Ah ha! So it's a new job then that sends McC to
the desert. I see now.

I really did like that film The Jazz Singer
w/Neil. Shame, too cause everyone else seemed
to shun it. I don't think it got very good reviews did it? I don't even remember many people
in the theater when I saw it. (oh god
I must have been...9 years old? I was sad to see it alone, I couldn't even get my friend interested in going to see it with me) It made a real nice impression on me as a kid, and of course I bought and played the record about 50 billion times. "Everywhere around the world..." I really liked the way that song sounded. I still remember the flame in the picture inside the record jacket, too. So there.

I'd like to see that movie again, that would be a trip.

h. · Post by h. » Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:28 pm

you should have a movie watching party! I know I've seen it around the video store, though I'm lame...I've never seen it or rented it.

sweetnessandlight · Post by **sweetnessandlight** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 8:08 pm

ok. Bloodbath at the House of Death. discuss.

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 8:36 pm

Neil Diamond is not God.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 2:01 pm

i agree. and what is this cracklin' rosie nonsense?