Ooh & Jean Reno

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 4:27 am

Okay are you telling me that the guy with the gun in the photo is supposed to look like Sloth???

I am so confused. That is not anything like Sloth.

h. · Post by h. » Wed Dec 18, 2002 7:00 am

Slothie is much hotter than Jean Reno.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 9:29 pm

and he shoots straighter than that gun.

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 3:30 am

Certainly Sloth is better looking than that guy.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 4:05 pm

certainly Sloth is better looking than that gun.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 5:13 pm

And I got a bigger gun.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 5:52 pm

i don't know if shooting straight is important, but most people appreciate it when you help keep the toilet seat dry.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 9:01 pm

tried to take a late night piss but the toilet moved and so i missed. - shane mac the man.

i never get it in.

h. · Post by h. » Fri Dec 20, 2002 9:10 pm

this topic is like an updated version of those 'fun with dick and jane' books.

Slothie is much hotter than Jean Reno.
and he shoots straighter than that gun.
Certainly Sloth is better looking than that guy.
certainly Sloth is better looking than that gun.
And I got a bigger gun.

If it rhymed, it might have a Dr. Seuss feel.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 10:49 pm

I never miss the toilet in my own house... but when I am drunk in a bar sometimes I pee everywhere and laugh because I never have to clean it up...

Maybe in Hell I will be a janitor.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 4:29 pm

The other day I was in a goddamn mall and went to the bathroom. As I was walking down the hall the stench of all the shoppers stools was getting up my nose. The shit house its self was even worse. It was so fucking disgusting I tried holding my breath. But even worse was a lady who was sitting at the entrance. I thought man that sucks. I bet she only makes minimum wage. I'd rather shoot heroine and say 'fuck that' than do that job. Sloth in hell you better hope you don’t have her job.

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 7:07 pm

I hope I get the job shooting heroin in Hell. I always wanted to be a junkie but nobody ever shot me up. Supposed to make you a better artist and stuff. Maybe Satan will help me score.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 2:31 am

I saw the topic and initially thought it read "Janet Reno". I wish she was the governor of Florida.

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:55 pm

Heroine gets you high and makes you lose weight and all your artistic fire.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:56 pm

don't do horse kids. if you were an addict you'd fuck Janet Reno for a fix.