Evil Heat Open

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:18 pm

The worst part is Martino... its a fucking girl! Shes such a nonsensical fascist soccer mom that not even the Republicans like her.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:14 pm

Jean Reno is my favorite French Actor. well, he and Gerard Depardieu are the only french actors I can think of, and I hate Depardieu, but anyway, The Professional is one of the best American-French collaborations since...well, since the Revolutionary war...

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:45 pm

Hate Depardieu?

I think he is amazing...

Anyway,

Different strokes for different folks.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 2:18 am

I have to admit he was really good in The Closet, but the first few things I saw him in turned me off. Green Card, I think comes to mind...

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:04 am

You should see his performance in the Serge Gainsbourg directed classic "Je t'aime.. Mon non plus".

That would change any lingering doubts.

Hint: He has sex with his horse!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:39 pm

what the hell does pictures of Janet Reno with a gun and fat French actors fucking a horse have to do with my great tennis skills? Time to start a new thread.

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:55 pm

actually, that was janet reno, post-fellatio, in search of a cure for love sickness.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 4:03 pm

I thought I noticed Sloth's spermies hanging from her mouth. I love being a boy in the lockeroom. So much better than shopping.

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:13 pm

This season I will continue in my long tradtion of not giving anybosy anything for x-mas again. Although I did give a present to mccutcheon. A present should hurt. It should be something you want to steal back. It should mean something. It shouldn't be something you pick up in the store. If someone really cared about you they would spend time with you. Give the present of presence. Otherwise, its just a waste of plastic and wrapping paper.

Fuck all non-alcoholic gifts that don't mean anything!

(okay this thread seriously needs to die now... sorry for that one)

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 7:28 am

die thread, die!