Evil Heat Open

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 4:37 pm

(AP reporting-Evil Heat)

Tennis. The Evil Heat Open.

The winner of the women’s final saw McCutcheon 6-3, 1-6, 6-2 stretched to three sets against a fast serving Sloth. In the end though McCutcheon proved to be too much for the big hairy one.

"You try to have a good time, but it's hard to have a good time when you're trying to fight off some of his shots,'' McCutcheon said. “I knew he just got a new racket and that the stings on my racket we pretty lose, plus he has been practicing with Maverick while I’ve been doing nothing except occasionally hitting a ball against the wall, for like five minutes before I get bored and go have a beer by the pool. Not the best training, ya know. When he beat me 6-1 in the second set I thought oh shit I might lose this motherfucker. Time to spike the Gatorade. But then when I heard him crying like a little baby over a tiny blister I said to myself, you can’t let this fuck beat you, besides the party is always way more cool if you win, ya know?”

The winner of the men’s final the following day saw McCutcheon 6-3, 6-4, 6-0 beat Sloth in consecutive sets.

“I came out to just play my game. I thought if I just play my game and he plays his game, then I might be able to win. I was a little scared he might take me out of my game in the second set but I stayed with my game and then by the third set I knew I was playing my game well and he wasn’t playing his game as well and then the heat got to him and I told myself, now McCutcheon just keep playing your game, and so I played my game and won.”

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 7:11 pm

The Sloth declines to comment other than to say...

"Having played tennis once previously in the past 15 months, and then having played maybe 10 times in the previous 20 years hardly constitutes practicing with Maverick.

I take offence at the exaggerated tone of these remarks and when I get back in shape I am gonna kick Mc's ass nice and proper. Not that I am competitive... its just that beating him will be so much fun."

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 12:37 am

"If I just play my game, and he plays his game..."
HA ha ha! But then you'd be playing different games and NO ONE would win! Ha ha...

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 1:06 am

On the ESPN hightlights of the match they showed McCutcheon's serve in slow-motion and it actually went backwards.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:53 am

The Master has fallen! McCutcheon actually lost a set. So what if he won the match. We all know he hates to lose even a game, let alone a set. The sloth has proven that there is hope for Maverick yet, Thanks Sloth!

h. · Post by h. » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:04 am

i see them swatting each other in the ass with their raquets while throwing their balls in the air and giggling like catholic school-girls.

Julien · Post by **Julien** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:11 am

I'm laughing so loud that I find hard to type this message :-).
Watching you playing must be fun :-).

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:10 pm

I hate to even lose a point. But yeah, I lost a set. And now steady on girls.....Sloth played with his shirt off!

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:44 pm

And I couldn't walk yesterday I was so sore. BTW I always play with my shirt off as I am not embarassed by my jelly rolls unlike the more sensitive artistic members of Pax Acidus. Its called getting a tan and whats so fucking wrong with that?

martino · Post by **martino** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:25 am

getting a tan? you are some lucky mfs. i'd get frostbite on my nipples if i went out shirtless over here.

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:51 am

Mc doesn't call it the Evil Heat for nothing.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 3:14 pm

who wants to see all the great photos of 72 hours of Pax Acidus craziness? I do. Serve those puppies up Slothie!

and Martino, after the tennis it was time to jump in the pool. now steady on girls...Sloth went bottomless.

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:04 pm

The pics are up... look in the Pax Acidus forum.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:37 pm

the reason Mavrick was so happy I lost a set is because we have been playing for close to three years now, 5-6 times a week and the recond is me 1 million to a big fat zereo! UNDEFEATED!!! oh I make friends so easy. just kidding mav. and you better get your ass to the eworks event in Vagas next month. it will be a blast. a free party and bring your racket. let's make it a million and one to zereo.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 12:51 am

ok oh master of overtstatement. It's like one year we've been playing, and on a good week we'd play 3-4 times a week, but you are correct. Still zero sets to Mav. FOR NOW. I've got a new racquet and the will to topple the King! I haven't lost a match since you left...