No That's Not a Misprint

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 5:10 pm

The Sonics solidified their place atop the Pacific Division on Friday night as Desmond Mason dominated the second-place Kings in a 111-97 victory at KeyArena. Mason had 16 points and 14 rebounds in a stellar first half, and cemented the win by finishing with 20 points and 17 boards for Seattle, who also got 24 points and nine assists from Gary Payton. Brent Barry chipped in with 14 points and 13 assists.

Big mistake not going to that one.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 5:44 pm

so how was the party with Rosie and all that?

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:43 am

Party?

I must have been so drunk I don't remember it. Xstie was sick and so I stayed in. I called Rosie but she is like me and never listens to or answers her messages.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 3:48 pm

I think Martino wrote something to that effect.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:15 pm

sloth
i am excited to meet you this fri. at the canterbury. sorry, but the party last week was too fun to call.
i'm sure you are a hell of a lot more fun then mc . no question.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 12:41 am

bring it on bitch!

h. · Post by h. » Thu Nov 21, 2002 2:12 am

oh, did you have to say that, Mc? Now I've got this image of you in true WWF form.
In my imagination...

"Owww... folks, it could be an ugly fight this evening. It seems the reigning champion, 'The Mc' has pulled out his latest tool of destruction... A WHEEL OF GRUYERE! He's flung it discus fashion toward 'Orphan Annie' and... OOOOOH! The the crowd is going WIIIILD! They're out for blood tonight, Bob. That had to hurt. Do you see those fans?"

"Yes Rob. Did you see the signs that said 'down with the waxing witch'? It's like a Bon Jovi concert with all the hair I see...OOOOHHHH! This title fight is almost over I think. She looks worked over, even if her tag teamer were to jump in.The ref just had to dodge some blows with that wicked wheel to get him off her. Looks like round 1 is over. Maybe Orphan Annie will get a second wind, though with the brutality that he's been attacking... I doubt it. Back to you, Rob."

"CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT???? She's had some time to recoup but it doesn't seem like enough.After taking her down at the knees with the cheese, his tag teamer Demanda, hands him a WEEK OLD BAGUETTE!!!! He's really beating the tar out of 'Orphan Annie'. But WAIT!?!?!?... Oh, you will not believe this! SHE'S GETTING UP!!! We'll be back to you after these messages so you can see this history making battle. I'm Rob Necradl, when we come back we'll here what's going down ringside."

***some crap tampon or impotence commercial***

"Hey there folks, it's Bob Eheil, ringside. You will not BELIEVE the match that's going on here tonight!!!This might be the fall of the champion we're seeing. It's IN-SANE!!! 'Orphan Annie' has come back with a vengeance. Her 'Wax On' defense has 'The Mc' cowering in the corner and his partner looking like she doesn't know what to do! His fans love him though. There's been a constant chant of "The Mc is a dick!" since 'Orphan Annie', more like Annie Oakley, came out fighting. Her signature style her fan's call 'Karate Kid' is less "wax on...wax off" than "wax on...TEAR OFF!" She's taken off 95% of his body hair in 10 strokes! This is where we see the good back-up defense come in Rob, more on that?"

Yes, Bob!
She's got 'Katie the Lady' in her corner. This one is smooth, much like her team-mate. She's been handing off the tools of the trade so quickly, 'The Mc' can't keep track! We've got the 'Three Stooges' in ONE man! I keep expecting to hear the "Nyuck nyuck nyuck".he's flailing with his defense, eye poking can't beat a good pair of tweezers. DOU SEE THAT THROW?!?!
Katie the Lady just hurled a vat of boiling wax to 'Orphan Annie'! And she's not afraid to use it.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 4:43 pm

funny.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:48 pm

i'm suprised he spelled bitch correctly.
mc, i don't have to bring it on, it is on.
h.
what happens to demanda in the wrestling match?

<Jack Chiefton> · Post by **<Jack Chiefton>** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 10:50 pm

Are you upset rosie that he posted the harmless " I think Martino wrote something to that effect?"
People, people, lets realize who the REAL enemies are. The muslims! correct?

No, but seriously this war of internet postings has gone on for some time now. Now be good and make peace like Mc and I did. It won't kill you. Only the muslims will!! correct?

h. · Post by h. » Thu Nov 21, 2002 11:07 pm

Hey, no war on my part. I was just sharing what happens in my warped head. Funny to some, not to others. I kind of fell asleep at the switch... literally.
Rosie, I'll finish when I'm not stretched so thin.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 1:13 am

I'm always up for a bit of a scrap. anyway the b.b. has been boring lately. Jack remember those days of Ryan vs. Innes? That was intense. I used to turn in just to see who was getting a good ripping.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 3:14 pm

You should all channel your hate towards the Canadians. I know hom much our lack of urgency disturbs you.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 4:21 pm

I love Canadians. There won't be a lot of bashing here. The reason Canadians are complacent is because there is so much Canada and so few Canadians.

I need to meet some friends in Vancouver. I need places to crash on weekend excursions now.... especially in the summer.

Brett you need any Seattleite friends so you can come down and party? I offer a Canadian-American friendship package at very reasonable rates.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 4:22 pm

The Sonics lost again... why? 8-4... still not so bad this year at least they have a chance.