Miami

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 2:55 pm

No Mc is a gummi bear man... he starves himself all day and eats gummi bears to wash down the 2 or 3 bottles of wine. My penis is actually made of flesh and blood... lots of it.

I on the other hand eat eggs and sausage for breakfast, salami and cheese with a spliff for lunch, steak and fries dinner, then lot's of beer and wine until I pass out... and my gut is the same size as Mcs so there you go.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:51 pm

My fat is now so tan it doesn't look so bad in the mirror any more. And I don't mind being fat... I just mind it when Mc makes fat jokes when he has a beer gut as big as mine. I say when in Rome do as the Romans... see you at the local pizza parlour...

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:52 pm

And my dick is way bigger than McCutcheon's.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:53 pm

And what the hell happened to Martino?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 5:42 pm

boy you sure got made. All I was doing was making fun of you because you didn't get the Salami Vice joke right. But oh well, I still think Salami Vice is funny. And my beer belly isn't as big as yours. (I hope) I'm on a diet, nothing but gummi worm fat for me. Still, I'll tell you one fucking thing, 34 ain't 24. When I was 24 my waist was closer to my age, and now, alas, that I'm 34 my waist is still closer to my age. I ain't no skinny boy anymore, that's for sure. Plus I saw a GRAY HAIR yesterday!!!

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:46 am

Mc sex starts in the mind and ends in the bedroom. Being a fatter and older is a Hemingwayan trait anyway. And BTW I got the Salami Vice joke. Nice one, I just don't like being called fat.

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:22 am

and when you get old enough, sex starts in the mind and ends in the mind too

so: what the hell happened to me? nothing! the usual mess!

work work work work work sex work work crazy private life work work work drink and fun and work work work sex work

, or something like that.

you will notice that there is no "pax acidus" in the above description. i am sure however, that everything will change sooner or later, possibly for the better, too

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:00 pm

Glad to see you haven't left us. I am down in FLA and there are no Germans here... I thought I remembered them owning half the state.

I guess they are all home for the summer... nobody in their right mind would come to FLA in the middle of the summer. It is 9:00 and 85 degrees, sunny, and humid.

Well I am off on a road trip to Tampa Bay and Sarasota if I can still squeeze my shorts on...

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:54 pm

Sloth you are PHAT!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 11:18 pm

Tomorrow in seattle is usually Spoerts day for Mav, Sloth, and McC. AS sloth is sweating away in Miami, there will be no sports day, and the rest of us will gain a few pounds.

Actually, maybe not, because even though we work off many calories being manly and sportif, we then go to a pub, eat onion rings and drink beer until we can barely walk. Maybe I'll lose weight since we aren't going to do that this week.

Hope your trip is going well Sloth!

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:11 am

Well, I guess you just got to take it as it comes, Mav.
All I know is it's often ridiculously hot these days.
Thanks, you made me laugh. Cheers. Good luck losing weight. I used to feel like exercising a lot
more when I lived in a different climate. It's sad, but I'm attached to this city for some reason.

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:19 am

I don't mean my plans couldn't change, you know. I've got plans. I'd like to go to the English countryside for a week. I see myself doing this in
the next couple of years.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:41 am

you think its hot there?? try living in texas. xq3 can back me up on this.

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:08 pm

I was on the West Coast in Sarasota yesterday. The Gulf of Mexico water temperature was 89 degrees!

If Texas is really hotter than here... which I don't think is possible... then I am glad I live in the NW. I thought 80 was bad and the Puget Sound ocean temp was 55 which gave relief all afternoon.

xquisid3 · Post by **xquisid3** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:42 pm

oh yes brother, it is that hot. texas and florida weather might be about the same, though, we are both fed by those damn hot bodies of water. that humidity is kicking your ass, isnt it? the NW has nothing on us yall have that nice cold pacific ocean. feel our pain.

but you should still drink a hurricane in celebration of the season.