Moby

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 11:34 am

I know its always been cool to make fun of Moby but now even Eminem is doing it.

Moby slips into mediocrity sometimes but he is mostly a genius founding father of techno.

Even his worse albums have good tracks like "Why does my heart feel so bad?"

Anybody have his new one?

martino · Post by **martino** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 11:47 am

i don't need his new record because i will be hearing it whenever i a) go to yuppie restaurants or bars or cafes or b) go to bad parties where the cheap-ass hosts don't spend on a a DJ even though they drive new cars or c) turn on the telly and some stupid company has paid moby a cool two hundred grand so that they, through snazzy advertising, can tell fools their stupid product is chic. i don't need his self-righteous ugly vegan ass on my turntable. fucking useless. more power to eminem

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 2:09 pm

lmfao!

Somebody got up on the wrong side of bed today!

martino · Post by **martino** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 11:32 pm

every day i have to get up before 9 i get up on the wrong side of bed. which, recently, is every day! so you are right, ooh.

i saw the new moby video, "everybody is a star" or something like that. it featured moby in a totally gormless astronaut suit -- who does he think he is, neil fucking armstrong? -- amidst a varied display of "interestingly" weird people. straight outta the diesel jeans catalogue, if you know what i mean.

the only good idea they had was to include ron jeremy, aka the fat small ugly porn star with the giant dick aka the money shot master.

all this accompanied by moby's weedy singing and music that sounded like kraftwerk warmed over thrice. get outta here!

right after that was a video by my current favorite singer, anne sophie bexter, "murder on the dance floor". she is an exotic, deathly pale, almost ugly-looking beauty and the song is obviously cheesy and super-effective disco. wonderful music, exaltic dancing, brilliantly arrogant acting by anne and a splendid, cheap little story line. moby, schmoby.

martino · Post by **martino** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 11:40 pm

by the way, i never really "got" those cute internet abbreviations. what is lmfao? laughing my fat ass off? sorry to ask.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:19 am

damn. call me stupid but i enjoyed his new one. its sad to say but i know it will be "sold out" but hey, if you are a marketing genius why not?? i sure as hell would. besides whats wrong with making money and earning a living. this is similar to bill gates, everyone is just pissed off at him because he is successful. now dont get me wrong i think MS is a giant corporate slug but id bet most of the users here use windoze machines. welcome to the 21st century.

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:42 am

if this weren't in danger of turning into a theological discussion, i'd say: apple forever! linux thereafter!

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:04 pm

lmfao
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laughing my fucking ass off

And I was. That was funny reply.

Next time I will use an emoticon.

(an emoticon is a

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martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:23 pm

thanks for the explanation, ooh! never too old to learn, you know.

by the way, i messed up on the bexter business: her name is sophie ellis bexter. obviously i am lately getting up on the wrong side of the bed, then standing on the wrong foot, and then holding my dick with the wrong hand.

but getting back to sophie:

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:26 pm

dammit, when the fuck am i gonna learn to type and spell? it was supposed to read: Sophie Ellis Bextor

"No superlative can really be used to describe Sophie-Ellis Bextor - the nearest one can possibly get is 'perfect'. With her striking cheekbones, sculpted face and her piercing cat-like blue-grey eyes, Sophie is in my opinion the most beautiful creature on planet earth. But Sophie is not only beautiful - she is witty, intelligent and oozes class." - unknown quote

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:46 pm

I wish I could learn to post pictures on the B.B. Now can we take the videos down yet? And the mixes still don't work.

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:03 am

No more bitching on the BB

This is the Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior not the Bulletin Board of Bitchy Babies.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:17 pm

amen.