teaching myself to talk correctly

h. · Post by h. » Fri Apr 19, 2002 5:33 am

I have no social skills. What I find funny is what other people find offensive. Vice versa, I'm sure.

As I showered tonight, I was interrupted by McCutcheon and a telephone.
There I am, scrubbing away with the ol dove bar, and I have a telephone shoved over the edge.

And it was his girlfriend, incensed at the fact that I'd implied she was faking enjoying sex with him.

Get a frickin' clue boys, a) we do fake it. A LOT of the time.
b) if you have no filter to realize when someone is teasing you, you are going to have tons of problems because you aren't going to get it when you just really should not share something.

As a fucking disclaimer, I meant nothing aside from a joke. A nice lighthearted girly joke. Something all girls I talk to get. And most boys...

Now, can I have my peace and not have every goddamned word be construed as something nasty toward someone?

Can I at least get in the shower without having to defend something I said in jest?

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 5:51 am

yeah, he hates that fake thing that is for sure. must have pushed some buttons.
too close to home...ha!

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 7:12 am

never mind.

bicycleprince · Post by **bicycleprince** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:41 am

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Fixedsys; arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by h.:
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As I showered tonight, I was interrupted by McCutcheon and a telephone.
There I am, scrubbing away with the ol dove bar, and I have a telephone shoved over the edge.

And it was his girlfriend, incensed at the fact that I'd implied she was faking enjoying sex with him.</strong><hr></blockquote>
So you're showering, and McCutcheon is in the house, on the phone. He interrupts you, wanting you to drop the soap and take the horn. It's his girlfriend, telling you off because you joked about her phony orgasms. Is that right?
Just want to be clear on the scene.

I agree that you should be able to take a shower without having to defend something you said in jest.

Most girls would be more upset about their boyfriends seeing another girl naked, but I live in the conservative Midwest. The shower interruption is strange to me. I've never interrupted a shower for a phone call. It can usually wait. She should not have been upset with you.

Now is mushroom hunting season in Missouri. Our popular variety is the morel, which is not a hallucinogen, but I hear they are very tasty.... I love mushrooms. Anyway, I figure that this would be the season for psilocybin mushrooms to also pop since this weather is conductive to many fungi. Therefore, I did some searches for Missouri’s magic mushrooms, and found very few varieties.

Your Pacific Northwest has many varieties of psilocybin mushrooms. I’ve never been, but your community seems much more open minded and accepting than mine, based on this post among other things, so I think your bounty of magic mushrooms has influence over your area’s thought.

A place that I did visit, which has a great abundance of mushrooms is Yelapa, Mexico. The first night, I got drunk and stoned with expatriates from around the world. They were open minded and accepting, and so were the native villagers. I was having many comforting flashbacks, unlike the ones I’d been having previously. And was telling a very pretty girl from Colorado about how peaceful I felt, and could stay my entire life. In fact, time shifted and I had been there all my life; MO had been a dream. (Really good bud, rum and music… the music being the with best I’ve ever seen and heard)

Later, I was told about how during the rainy season of October, magic mushrooms are everywhere. Most everyone trips throughout that season. And not far off in the desert is an ancient tribe of peyote worshiping Indians. And most the showers (bathing) were outside. It was third world fabulous.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 11:06 am

jack, you forgot to mention how important it is to go bicycling.

h. · Post by h. » Fri Apr 19, 2002 11:10 am

hee hee hee.
Bicycling is fun!
And I think that McCutcheon was just drunk and silly. Whatever the case, LET ME WASH IN PEACE.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 4:24 pm

h. and I live together in a clothing optional abode. It's all sex (fake) orgies around these parts.

Some people put down other people's sex life not to be funny but because they are jealous they ain't getting it. Or they make jokes by always putting other people down. It's not my sense of humor. It's so transparent when people dig at each other just to feel a little better about them selves.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 4:55 pm

if you live by these rules why are you putting me down in the assasination of rosie?

bicycleprince · Post by **bicycleprince** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:04 pm

Btw, I did not have my bike in Mexico, but the terrain would have been great for downhill riding. The village was at the base of a mountain. There were no vehicles in Yelapa. The largest paths were narrow and stone, but mostly you traveled along dirt trails.

When I was in Yelapa, I had not yet realized that I am not a complete person without my bike. I did not even have a bike.

h. · Post by h. » Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:45 pm

McCutcheon thinks I'm jealous. That's funny. Actually honey, you are just a little too sensitive for that kind of subject matter. I won't make tasteless jokes at the expense of your sex life anymore.