Guess What? NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE DRUNK

marky · Post by **marky** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:00 am

BECAUSE NO ONE CARES THAT I AM DRUNK

I HAVE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF STUPID HIPSTER MUSIC JOURNALISTS

AND THE REASON IS I KNOW THAT KATE BUSH LICKS THE ARSE OF JOHN LENNON FOREVER.

AND ALSO I AM GOING TO HELL FOR NOT HAVING DEAD KENNEDYS "FRESH FRUIT FOR ROTTING VEGETABLES" ON VINYL ANYMORE OR EVEN ANY OTHER FORMAT BECAUSE I AM A ROTTING VEGETABLE THIS IS WHY.

I SAID

IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.

I'M SO DRUNK I COULD VOMIT ANY MINUTE.

PUNK ROCK

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:57 am

this was a long time ago. i see.

i don't think i've ever been so drunk that i've posted in all caps. but i'm so anti-caps that i post in lower case, and planning on getting very very drunk tomorrow.

it's been one of those weeks. i'm like jesus christ if it gets any longer

and it's a long weekend hallelujah, love that martin luther king.

i have a dream

at the moment, it's of getting out of my house away from this computer and papers and getting loaded.

woo~hoo. one more work day and it'll be a reality.

kretinsrjh · Post by **kretinsrjh** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:58 pm

IAM GETTING DRUNK RIGHT NOW>>STAy tuned

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:33 pm

can i tell you how much i've missed your posts again, and how glad i am you're back, and getting drunk tonight. whatcha drinking? me i think it's going to be . . . wine.

they make this god awful sweet stuff up the road from me. i've got several bottles from my last trip up there, either that or tequila.

do the drunk post. it'll be fun.

kretinsrjh · Post by **kretinsrjh** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:43 am

god, someone that appreciates me....i feel like a slut.
i have been drinking bottles OF CHAMPAGNE in OREGON WHERE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING A COMPANY, but all i see are hotel rooms, blwzine and cute cab drivers who DISH OUT VICODIN

people let me make it ti 35 for the love of my company.?

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:07 pm

i hope you do make it to 35. and i hope i do to

which is why i ended up with a designated driver, not drinking the wine, but beer on the way.

i love to drink at night in cars -- i think it's just related to when i was a kid and that's what we had to do.

so i drank in the car, then went to a bookstore, which was a first, never been to the bookstore drunk before, but it made it difficult to find jeff noon, which btw they don't have in the best used bookstore in north carolina!

then went to my favorite bar, which does have the best jukebox selection ever. but i couldn't hear because there were too many loud folks. my designated driver told me michelle wie is hot but that was embarrassing to him because she's 16, i was like 16, she's 6 1 -- it's hard to tell with those tall girls.