Linda turns 30
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Linda turns 30
Sloth and wife Linda celebrated her birthday out on some pacific island that starts with an H. Sloth called 20 times drunk out of his head, saying he had pissed off the birthday girl, that he had a tour bus pull over so he could piss, that he was drunk and so she ran off and wouldn't talk to him. It was noon. The last time he called he said he was going for a drink. Happy Birthday Linda!!!! Sloth sober up!!!!!
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make the most of it. Being 40 sucks.
A couple of weeks ago I was out at a 40th bash and mentioned that I was soon to be 41. (It is no secret to some folk on here that I run and lift weights and stuff on a very regular basis. At the moment I'm not really drinking much and I'm eating an awful lot of protein - on purpose. I look like a retired boxer.) A lady of passing aquaintance exclaimed surprise. "Tony, you're 40! But you have the body of a 30 year old." It's my favourite quote of the year. It has spawned a running in joke with my best friend where we assign specific ages to random items. (I know it's childish but it makes me laugh.) As you get older your compliments have to be qualified.
The reason she called me Tony is that's my name. I tried to get rid of the name Tommy Martyn a long time ago but for some reason this computer won't let me sign in under any other name. Not even Simon Rex.
A couple of weeks ago I was out at a 40th bash and mentioned that I was soon to be 41. (It is no secret to some folk on here that I run and lift weights and stuff on a very regular basis. At the moment I'm not really drinking much and I'm eating an awful lot of protein - on purpose. I look like a retired boxer.) A lady of passing aquaintance exclaimed surprise. "Tony, you're 40! But you have the body of a 30 year old." It's my favourite quote of the year. It has spawned a running in joke with my best friend where we assign specific ages to random items. (I know it's childish but it makes me laugh.) As you get older your compliments have to be qualified.
The reason she called me Tony is that's my name. I tried to get rid of the name Tommy Martyn a long time ago but for some reason this computer won't let me sign in under any other name. Not even Simon Rex.
Thanks Matt!! I didn't notice your nice post until today. Happy birthday to you too! And to all other Ariases on the board.
The latter part of my 30th birthday was pretty disastrous. Other than that, being 30 is as much fun as it was being 29. Besides, I'll never be as young again! That alone is reason to raise my glass and have a toast every day.
Linda
The latter part of my 30th birthday was pretty disastrous. Other than that, being 30 is as much fun as it was being 29. Besides, I'll never be as young again! That alone is reason to raise my glass and have a toast every day.
Linda
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belated birthday love
Happy belated Linda with many more great ones to come. You are a fantastic person. Thanks for the hospitality when Jake and I were in town. Hey Sloth. Hi Matt. Hi Jake, Sarah, Marky and everyone else.