The Morning Wood ...

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun May 04, 2003 9:36 am

I myself have been tempted to use "LOL" here, but instead substituted the euphemism "ha ha ha". I guess because I felt it captured the meaning better.
And for that matter, h., your latest post did make me laugh.

Rosie does come across rather acerbically. I figure she has the right to do so if it is her nature, but reading it is like nails down a blackboard at times.

I have no comment on this thread otherwise except to express my feeling that at least we're not talking about pissing anymore. I gotta say I'm with Martino on that one, I mean after awhile my mind gets terribly bored with post after post on the subject of urination.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun May 04, 2003 5:00 pm

I didn't even know what the hell LOL meant until Mark wrote ha ha ha. Now I know what it means- Lick Or Leave.

<rosie the twat> · Post by **<rosie the twat>** » Sun May 04, 2003 8:05 pm

yeah. lick or leave makes good sense.
as for all your examples, countries don't count and especially cuntries like mona. does that sound like nails on a blckboard, mark.
myke, don't add the extra piece of chicken.
mona
you little twat! i am a bitch , but who cares?
how long have you been reading? i do wax pussy and i always recommend an exfoliant for the brazilian, salt sand , whatever. this probably explains why i have sand in my vagina. how campy.LOL

tashasimone · Post by **tashasimone** » Mon May 05, 2003 5:12 pm

Wow

I always knew rosie was a bitch, even a bit on the childish and petty side, butt this has been quite a show! Bravo to you Myke, I had a "tift" with her once and lost my patience with her assinine behavior by the 3rd reply. Kudos to you for having the longevity to keep telling her off.

Just one question- if both of us are in the backseat, who the fucks drivin?

And the urination talk was a bit, uh... how to put this, .... yukky... although thinking of that twat pissing standing up was quite a mental picture, I bet she gets it all over her legs though, i am a woman and i know how these things work, it would be almost impossible to not get any on herself. Hey Myke, maybe you should let your "stupid mutt" clean her up.

h. · Post by h. » Mon May 05, 2003 11:54 pm

Hey tasha, what the heck is a 'tift'? Not familiar with that particular word. I think you mean 'tiff' which means a spat, or as you would write it, spaft.
Whatever the case, the asinine (why oh why don't you do spell check before you postÃ¢â‚¬Â¦?) thing I see here is how much you seem to want to talk about something so trivial. I find it funny, some of the shit that goes back and forth between Rosie and Myke. So what if Rosie offends with her occasional comments. We all do. The board needs someone to keep things shakin' and it certainly isn't you.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue May 06, 2003 12:36 am

H. ... I don't know what the hell is up with chicken fried chicken either. The only time I've eaten it is at the Cracker Barrel. It's a nationwide homey sort of chain but not sure if they have them out where you're at. I really don't know why it's called that.

Speaking of southern hicks .. another acronym >> TPT = 'trailer park trash'. You don't have to go there to know them. Especially the women of the lot. You can see them in the grocery store during the summer in their stretch pants, dirty flip-flops, and more hair on their upper lips than I do towing their snot nosed (literally) kids who grab every thing they see.

Mark ... I'm not into massive discussion on piss either ... every one no matter how educated needs to lighten up every now and then. And of course ... the thread did start out based on unexpected hard-ons versus pee.

Mc. .... Lick or leave .... what do I have to lick?

Mona ... where for art thou? BTW ... what does Tacoma mean? I always think of Toyota pick up trucks when I hear that.

Rosie the Twat ... another question. Where did the word 'twat' come from? It doesn't sound like vagina or cunt or even tuna. Then again, shit doesn't sound like feces.

Tasha & h. ... can I see a catfight??? nothing sexier ...

myke

h. · Post by h. » Tue May 06, 2003 4:33 am

Myke, living 6 months in a trailer outside Memphis with my own baby, watching the 10 ghost children belonging to the welfare kooks and monster truck laundry room freakos from across the street... while working as a waitress at a 'Black Eyed Pea' restauraunt and having my ass grabbed by sunday "I have a new boyfriend" southern women's boys...
My question still stands.
Why the extra chicken?
Someone's gotta have an answer for that one.

h. · Post by h. » Tue May 06, 2003 4:38 am

by the way, Tacoma means you are on a freeway headed for an airport. Or you are stuck in a shit ass town with too many hookers.

tashasimone · Post by **tashasimone** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:20 am

ok H.

Why such the need to point out other people's screw ups? Do you think maybe it has something to do with your own insecurities? (wow i spelled a word right) Or, maybe it's because you and the sand crotch girl have been muff diving a bit shallow in the water? In either case, i think that you just dispoved your own point, i dont shake things up? Well then why such the need for a lashing oh daddy?

If i was living in a trailer outside some hick town i'd probably have some hang ups too, so i wont take it personally, but you have to admit, Rosie is a one of a kind twat. why you feel the need to defend her, when she is SOO OBVIOUSLY capable of defending herself is beyond me.

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue May 06, 2003 7:03 am

Tacoma is something that happens when you get too close to Seattle...you suddenly go into an unconscious Tacoma.

h. · Post by h. » Tue May 06, 2003 11:39 am

No Tasha, you haven't disproved any point. You just irritate me like sand in the crotch. I don't find your posts humorous like I do others. Mostly, I find them pathetic with a tone of neediness.
Thanks for giving me a reason to say so.
Congrats! You must have found yourself a new man to supply you with a computer! Next time though, instead of spreading so you can post, visit a library or a computer lab at a college campus.
As for my defending Rosie? I like her. And I know her. So I feel I have a right to say something.
I'm not even going to go into the trailer trash dig. I know you know me so well you can take it an run.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue May 06, 2003 3:20 pm

Mark that was funny. Tacaoma. I get it. I'm LOL right now, licking or leaving. Cat fight? The girls are going at it.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Tue May 06, 2003 4:54 pm

well my little 20 year old somethings. there is nothing wrong with muff diving. why do my posts piss you off so much? don't you have anything better to do than care about this site?
as for insecurities, who isn't insecure? you are when i talk about peeing standing up. you sound like a , oh let me see, since you are so bad ass in spanish, a pinche fresa! what a geezer for 20.
peeing standing up is punk rock fun for the whoole family and if tasha wants to see the dog lick it off my leg, fine, so be it. she is easily amused.
also, there is nothing wrong with tpt. it is inexpensive and you can move where the economy is better. hopefully, you don't live in kansas home of the tornados.
at any rate. tasha and mona and lick my sandy twat inside and out .
myke, you make these two look like a tacoma parade.
my favorite is PPH.
perfect pagent hair.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Tue May 06, 2003 4:57 pm

oh yeah and yukky is a word i used when i was 3.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Tue May 06, 2003 9:05 pm

sweet jesus! what the hell is going on here? sometimes it just gets old.