call out to the Sloth

[mccutcheon]

will you change the title of New York Scribbles to NYC Scribbles please. I know you have the power and I like the title better. cheers mate.

[mccutcheon]

See I was gonna stay home and stay sober tonight. Not that I go out a lot. But staying sober was gonna be a challenge. But instead I wrote 5,000 words on my second novel sitting naked and sweating in the humidity, with bottles of wine and bottles of beer for when I got too drunk, and a pack of Marlboro Lights- and no I didn't stay sober but I jacked off 6 times enjoying the large size my cock. I have a pretty penis. When I became hard I was thinking of a mouth or pussy I could satisfy. At the age of 35 I understand ‘use it or lose it' when it comes to the prostate. I have never gone to a doctor. Besides I like to come.

WOW WHAT A BAD WAY TO START THIS ALL OFF. TRUST ME IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE.

Too long and over worded, perverted, but what the hell. This all goes crazy.

I do have a great cock the way pretty girls have pretty pussies. I'm not saying that ugly people have ugly genitalia but take it from a guy who has had sex with all sorts of gorgeous and disgusting girls-- let me tell you life is just proving once again how unfair it is- a pretty face= a pretty pussy. To get back at all of us, the pretty girls with the pretty pussies aren't the sexiest people. No, the other girls, who make an effort, will fuck you better. Trust me. Pretty face= Pretty pussy= bad sex. Most of the time. Like all shitty rules it is broken. And if you get one of those hang on to it, or stay inside of it.

Not so pretty girl= great sex= but then you have to deal with her unpleasantness. A pretty girl with a pretty pussy can be a total bitch or she can be submissive. It is up to you to judge what is worse or better. I don't care. I'm out of the game.

And before all the emails pour in saying I'm as bad as Dan Savage, let me tell you I just don't care. I'd sleep with you all. That is a lie unless you give good head. But back to my bad behavior- as one email stated I would sleep with anyone. Or I would hate you all. Or I would love you all, again the way Marky does: I'm self-medicating.

But this is Pax Acidus the board of bad behavior (I'll get to the reason later) so you kinda know what you are in for. And I ain't no PC writer after my time at the Daily Cardinal in Madison, Wisconsin -where I was first published. Yeah journalistic wise, but also that daily paper was the first to print my stories once a week.

I worked my fingers into the ivory colored keyboard tonight and blasted Joy Zipper and The Fiery Furnaces on vinyl (and if you are reading this when I'm dead – you might say who cares, well back in time kid, it was hard and expensive to find these LP's…yeah see you in Galaxie 500's heaven, but I was sweating and typing away naked with coming and going hard-ons and you who are reading this present day, like the day after I wrote it might ask why the fuck does he bother? Not to jack off, but write. Well like I said it was always going to be scribbles. Just like this.

But here is the thing. My column might become syndicated. And the editor said to me, ‘Ya gotta be prolific.' I said, ‘ baby, lately all I do is jack off but don't worry, if it comes down to it I'm not one of those clowns who won't wear a condom.'

After being explained my miscomprehension, I got down to writing and jacking off. Without the latex. The rebel in me is testing what I can get away with. If any of you care I'll let you know where I'm picked up.

PS- Some of my short stories are also gonna be published in a couple of NYC mags around town. Nothing big like Cosmopolitan but Martino if I owe you money let me know.

Martino I love you. You were the first person to ever believe in me and, like I said. I love your Kraut ass.

This is an after hours post. So take it like that.

Martino meeting you was wonderful. I would have given up if it weren't for you. And than also L., who said she loved me and though she is living with a boy from a NYC band you might have heard of, I can't name names and now there is Tom who I think is the greatest addiction to the Pax Acidus family since Tragic Pixie.

I'm good/// I'm shit. I'm drunk. I'm thinking of you Van Gough. But writers write and who else can say the quality of what they wrote – combined today I did 10,000 words in all- the veins and in novel format and revising short stories and posting on the best web site in the world? Doest it matter that 9,000 are disposable?

Maybe and maybe not? They stand there. Those words. And this is my one nightstand to NYC SCRIBBLES. I'm going regret it in the morning, but hell I'm naked and damn the sweat and beer are going through me.

See Martino in the Burnt Roof of Mouth novel--- Van Gough is a metaphor for the perfect artistic expression. Besides the boys are American.

Have I mentioned I love you and I am naked? I think I have. I will come to visit you soon. All I need is a jogging path and a beer hall. –And a keyboard. It doesn't have to be ivory colored.

NYC Scribbles- I'm feeling like Stephen King. If I stop typing I will die and the quality of the writing is shit. Got to go die somewhere. LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU MARTINO!!!!!!

Hemmingway was once asked when do you know it is good? He said the next day when you read it before anyone else does. I don't have that option.

[mccutcheon]

i was so drunk I posted this in the wrong fucking place. Time to listen to Led Zep, in Marky's honor.

fool in the rain.

[marky]

Interesting you should mention that one. Last time there was a Led Zep discussion on the music freak message board, Fool in The Rain was mentioned several times.

I like this writing of yours, McC. It makes me wonder why the hell I don't sit down and write more myself, just for the hell of it. 5,000 and 10,000 words seems like an awful lot. Good for you! What you wrote here was kindof like the drunkard version of Raymond Chandler. I like it.

And I think the only word misspelled was "Van Gogh", except that I do think it's funny you called Tom an addiction to the Paxacidus family!

[TragicPixie]

I like your writing.

Ignore me... I'm drunk... you'll know I'm drunk because I just submitted something - I don't know what, and I don't want to know ... I don't write PA-ish stuff, I write angsty girl poetry I think.

[Tom]

And I think the only word misspelled was "Van Gogh", except that I do think it's funny you called Tom an addiction to the Paxacidus family!

I inject the paxacidus directly into my bloodstream now.

Ohhhh shiitt....
(eyes rolling back into head)

[martino]

this is the place where people get incredibly sweet when they are drunk.

thanks for the kind words mc, i love you all back. and you don't owe me shit.

congrats for the success which is, as you know, both well-earned as well as mereley a first wee step in the right direction.

if you got my email of may 14 you know i am living under odd circumstances but go ahead, come on over to europe and stay here for a while, life is great.

[mccutcheon]

I didn't get that email. And don't worry I can't even find my passport.

[mccutcheon]

maybe that is a common, um, thread among Pax Aciders- we are jolly drunks. Imagine a site where they are mean spirited drunks. That would be no bloody fun what-so-ever.

[Jack Chiefton]

Hey Mc- Do you still have copies of your stories published in the Herald? I would love to read them, unless of course they are stories posted here, which in that case I've read them all.

Also about the Herald, This being my last semester (I think) I was planning on applying to the Herald to write for the sports column. It's all shit right now, cept for one guy who predicted that Milwaukee would win the world series. On Wisconsin.

[mccutcheon]

It wasn't the H, it was the other one, the Daily Cardinal.

You could look it up on micofilm maybe.

It was called The Three Pigeons and was about 3 guys and the fun trouble they got into.

[mccutcheon]

by the way have you read Jim Knipfel yet?

[Brett]

I think a site dedicated to mean drunks would be rather fun. They could all type in bold italics and threaten to open cans of whup ass.

[Sloth]

I read Knipfel's new one, the little yellow one called Ruining It For Everybody.

I liked it overall, until the end when he tried to be too philosophical. Why ruin a succession of good stories with a bunch of crap like that?

[eddieb]

mccutcheon,

won't you please post a picture of your pretty weiner?

love,
e.