it all started one summer at a pool party and she eyed me and i eyed her, turns out she was friends with my friend, and we started talking, then we got each other's aim names and then we got each other's phone numbers, then went out on a few dates, and we were in 10th grade so i did the thing where you ask her to be your girlfriend and she said yes, and so we went out on dates, and we held hands and i kissed her, and then we started flirting with my friends and every guy other than me, she said that was just her nature, but i got fed up and so i broke up with her, but god did i love her more than anything in the world, she was the friend that could make me laugh when i was crying because my dog died, and i was the same to her, so where is the problem, you're asking the wrong person buddy, i have no clue, go ask her, she's the one that fucked things up, anyways, so i tell her i'm tired of all of this and i am tired of her being socially slutty because if she isn't scared to be slutty socially like flirting with every guy her boyfriend (me) is around while he is there, there is no telling what she will do when she is in the private and conceiled, and so i start to think about breaking up with her, and she says something about going out to lunch with one of my friends and that was the straw that broke the camel's back, or better yet the walrus, or the unicorn, fuck cammels, they are too standard, but ayways, so i say we should break up and she says okay and cries but then i am lonely without her, so i go back to the crime scene (her) and i ask her back out, and she says yes, well DUH, the same thing happens, and she is just too flirty and so i break up with her again, and now i have to see her every day and she's so beautiful and we are best friends, and every time we get close i get hurt, it's like she's my Achilles Heel, by the way, that is a good album by Pedro the Lion, you should all go out and buy it, at the time of this post the album is new! anyways, basically all i have to put in the lover's section is depression and confussion which explains the confusing title.
okay okay, i'm shutting up now, geeze
