The sexiest women in the history of Rock (For Myke)

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:36 pm

Jane Birkin (never meet her but there is still a chance)
Nico (never knew her but I wish)
Rwanda (I got whipped by her when I toured with the Mondays)
Naomi Yang (I talked to her after a show about Joy Division)
Yoko Ono (because she never gets any love and was part of Hair Peace -McCutcheoin is now a long haired hippy- and would pose naked and can scream like no bodies business)
Gwen Stafani (can do more push ups than McCutcheon- push ups are Yank speak for press ups)
Kim and Kelly Deal (just kidding)
Blondie (Those blonde locks and pouty lips, was first female rapper)
Joan Jett (18 year old rocker lesbian in leather pants who got kicked out of Disney World for lewd behavior)
Kate Bush (reclusive and sexy)
Tabitha Tindale (from Joy Zipper- can you say Cleavage? Better yet can you see any?)
Diana Ross and Donna Summer (a reason to like disco, punks were never that sexy, can you feel love?)
All The Supremes (Mary Wilson and Cindy Birdsong were just as glamorous, Stoned Love)

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:55 pm

man mccutcheon, how could you forget polly jean harvey?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:17 pm

didn't forget, this wasn't an end all to be all this was just off the top of my head. everyone should add more. i'm sure we'll get Ani de Franco and Courtney Love but I find them boring. (sorry Tasha.)

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:39 pm

I find Courtney a repulsive cliche. But that's just me. How about Pink, Shakira and Cycle Sluts from Hell?

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:17 pm

not to forget alice cooper. and tiny tim. and jay leno!

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 11:48 pm

I am right there with you, McCutheon on MOST of your picks for hot rock women.

What is the deal with those Deal sisters (so to speak)??? I hear the Breeders are back together again. They look like a little Breeding went on somewhere between cousins in that family.

Blondie ... yeah ... Debbie Harry ... used to have a major crush on her when I was a kid. My first rock goddess crush.
Kate Bush ... it's the way she sings "Runnin' up that hill"
Definitely Gwen's abs ... she can do more push ups than Myke & McCutheon combined.
Diana Ross & Donna Summer ... STILL sexy.
Let me add ... Jane Wiedland (guitarist with the Go-Gos) .. always thought she'd be,,, naughty.
Tina Turner ... it's the LEGS .. .the never ending LEGS!
Oprah Winfrey ... oh, wait a minute, she's not in rock. It's just my long standing lust for Oprah.

Hey, I couldn't be a long haired hippy. Hair gets to damned oily! Ha! I look more like a blonde haired, blue eyed, close to skin head right now.

myke

<Jack Chiefton> · Post by **<Jack Chiefton>** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:05 am

Mama Cass does it for me. Lonely nights in dreams I lust for that whole lotta woman.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:45 am

Then you must adore Aretha. She gives a whole lot a love.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:55 am

Why are so many female pop stars so boring? Madonna and Britney and mariah and all those losers. I think it says something about our culture.

As far as rocker checks give me Tina Weymouth cicra 1975, Abba circa 1975, and those girls from Stereo Total circa now. We would have fun in bed together with a couple grams of ecstasy and a bottle of olive oil.

tashasimone · Post by **tashasimone** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 2:45 pm

no offence taken Mc- i know courtney is a desired taste- i just happen to like stupid sluts- but, you guys, you cant make a list like this without one key woman- one of the most beautiful women in history- Honey Harlowe- Lenny Bruce's wife- maaaan, she does it for me every time.

And of course i have to say something about Sheryl Crow, its the lips, and Dianna Ross is the hottest woman ever. Just this girl's opinion.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 11:10 am

Kate Bush yes indeed. When Mojo put her on the cover I gasped for breath. Gone 10 years and they put her on the cover. God bless her soul.

They said she had her first baby. She would have been 41. That's pretty remarkable.

Oh, funny you mentioned Courtney Love. I was thinking about mentioning her here not too long
ago. I confess I used to think she was really hot.
In interviews and such, though, she did nothing
for me. I can't stand her music, either. Oh well.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 11:12 am

Also I think the mention of Polly Harvey was a good one on your part, Martino.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:32 am

any chick who does a duet with Nick Cave is hot. and Kylie even has that ass.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:28 pm

umm you guys forgot Fiona.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:52 pm

Yeah, Rabbit ... I'd throw Fiona in there. Along with Liz Phair and Tori Amos.