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And I RAN...IRAN so FAR AWAY...

Post by marky » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:01 am

My co-worker claims we're in for world war III.

And I RAN...IRAN So FAR AWAY...

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Post by Sloth » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:39 am

So who is gonna be on who´s side? And what are we going to call them?

I nominate teams:


The Islamacommies
Pakistan
China
Turkey
Russia
Middle East
Argentina
Venezuela
Cuba
Most of Southeast Asia

The WesternDumbasses:
Europe
India
USA
Mexico
Japan
Thailand
Israel

Neutral:
Swiss
Swedish
Canucks

As you can see, most of the good ethnic food comes from the Western Dumbasses and most of the undewear comes from the Islamicommies so it should be an interesting fight. It depends really how much underwear Thailand and Mexico can start producing or the Western Dumbasses will surely run out forcing an early end to the war.

But considering the underwear gap does not force an early end to the fighting, I think the Westerndumbasses can pull it out because after all we have Madonna and Bono on our side and all they have is... well that´s just it they have nobody. They have like no star power over there. They are jealous. We should give them Michael Jackson and Antonio Banderas.

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Post by marky » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:55 am

HAHAHAHA!

It occurs to me the Aussies aren't in there, though - think they'll be neutral too or will they be in the Western Dumbasses?

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Post by Sloth » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:14 am

Australia and New Zealand will definitely be on the Western Dumbassess side. I don't know why I forgot about them.

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Post by Sloth » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:16 am

They can have sharon stone and the Baldwins but thats my final offer.

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Post by Maverick » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:41 pm

Excellent threat assesment, sloth. I agree, the impending conflict is not based on oil, or dreams of imperialism, it is about whose underwear is more comfortable, and who has been seen by more of the world in their underwear. Prety much, with Madonna alone, the western dumbasses could triumph.

And, let's not forget, undergarments aside, we have a secret weapon...Ozzy Osbourne.

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Post by marky » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:15 pm

haha now that's telling 'em Mav!

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