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TragicPixie
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Post by TragicPixie » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:13 am

heh I also make cartoon character cakes and stuff often. For my birthday rave we had all the care bears in cake form - and each care bear had a different flavour filling.
Grumpy bear was chocolate and fudge.
Love a Lot bear was strawberry and yellow cake...
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Post by megapulse » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:20 pm

Down on a Muffin

They call some girls
Muffin tops,
Trying to put them down.
They want to touch
Fake tits
Or real ones
Just not see the rest
If it's too big
Or attached too much.

Mine are attached
To way too much
For them,
Men,
Who see a woman
And think first of her tits.

I think of a man in his tin,
“If I only had a heart.â€￾

Well, we do,
In our muffin tops,
With our cake pans.
No Tinmen around,
just Tender Hearts,
Who spread love,
Thick like frosting,
From here to Honduras.

(this is a pretty terrible poem. It reminds me of some stuff I wrote in college, but -- there was just too much here that lent itself to a poem and I wanted to get it all in, tommy you are not a tinman for wanting to touch the fake tits, the poem's not meant to be taken seriously, as hopefully the title "Down on a Muffin" would imply -- this thread has been great and great fun! thanks to all who've contributed.

pixie it'd be awesome if you'd post a picture of you with a care bear cake as an illustration -- I'm going to try to post one of me in my care bear, spread the love “muffin top“ which doesn't actually fit the definition but would if I had a normal thirty-one year old's body, instead of being stuck looking more like a sixteen year old boy -- this is not to say I will succeed -- but it's one of my favorite photos of all time. So post yours please and thank you!)

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Post by TragicPixie » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:06 pm

awww there weren't any pictures from that rave (that have surfaced yet - one of my good friends takes a million in five pictures with those disposable cameras and stuff - but rarely has the money to develop them: so she just takes five rolls up to Walgreens or something whenever she has the cash - sometimes they're rave pictures but she's got kiddies too so there are all the kiddies pictures as well...)

If some calls one day and lets me know there are pictures I'll post them. Otherwise I'll take a picture of the next cute baking project.
Today I'm obsessed with my kitchen and bathroom.
The kitchen's theme is Anne Taintor and the bathroom is hello kitty
I'm really just rambling and whatnot and being very domestic. So I'm gonna go work on that paper due tuesday.

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