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Post by Tommy Martyn » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:33 pm

I mentioned to a girlfriend of mine a few weeks ago that I would like to feel a fake boob. In all honesty, I just wanted to know what it felt like. On Saturday night I was in a nightclub watching a friends band when my friend tootled up in front of me holding hands with a very attractive young lady. She explained that the woman in question had been told of my curiousity and wanted to help out. I wasn't drunk,so I came over all English and asked if she was sure. This went on for some moments. Eventually I put out my hand and pushed my fingers into the meat of her cleavage. She rolled her eyes and took my hand and pulled it inside her bra and made my hand cup her full breast. I "weighed it," it rose and fell like a real breast. I was expecting something harder and faker. I thanked her and complimented her and off she went.

Oh, by the way, a week previously a female to male transgender person showed me her chest. It was a lot like mine except the nipples were too big.

I've seen it all now.

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:01 am

Well I don't know if I've said this before on this board but fake tits really bug me. Being celibate I'm not afraid to say I'm well acquainted with porn and I just find those things such a turn off. They're just these unrealistic orbs...and you can always TELL they're fake. There's never any question about it. Another thing that pisses me off is it seems to me Penthouse used to always have real tits in there but last issue I got some months back had lots of fake tits. I was really disappointed. I always look for the porn that has natural tits only.

So I dunno, maybe they FEEL nice, but I just couldn't care less. They look unnatural. My friend said she was considering having breast surgery and I said to her "you know I just don't care how big or small a lady is, anything is better than the fake ones". She said that made her feel better.

As for the FTM transgender's chest, if the nipples were too big it just means he had a bad surgeon.

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Post by megapulse » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:28 pm

i think it's about as stupid as any other cosmetic thing a person does to get another person's attention.

we've just had our sex ed classes at school and i have to sit in on them with the girls, and it is amazing to me as an adult, how stupid the decisions that females make with their bodies are because they are not taught to like themselves. it's scary. breast augmentation is one of them. so are others.

tommy, this is not a slam on you wanting to feel a fake boob, i just think it's a stupid thing to do in a stupid society wrapped up in itself. men are oddly fascinated by breasts -- i'm not; i don't understand why the fuck a woman would undergo expensive and possibly dangerous surgeries for this stuff -- so a man can be like, hey can i grope your tit? or in your case so another woman can be like hey, can i pimp out your tit to my friend?

so the porno / sex industry can use them? i just don't get it. sorry to rosie, but i'm the same way about waxing your pubs. wtf! it's just another way to make money off of someone else's insecurity. in the 70's the big beave was beautiful, and today women are supposed to look like a ten-year-old girl down there? no thanks.

i think the best thing that ever happened to me was my dad. he's like natural women are beautiful. his philosphy has saved me a lot of money. :)

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:26 pm

Sarah is on the money folks.

There's a reason my apartment is filled with pictures of Marilyn Monroe and it's not because I jack off to them, because I don't (except for one). She was just fucking beautiful to look at. It makes me happy in a non-sexual way just to LOOK at her. I've got pictures of her better than any you've likely ever seen. Unstaged pictures, just her in a park, no makeup.

McC knows I mean business about MM pictures.
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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:27 pm

They say she was likely murdered because she straddled the line between the Kennedys and some Communist rich dude in Mexico. I don't give a shit. She's like a mother figure to me. I love pictures of her, they make me feel happy. It's not a sexual thing. I've felt that way since I was 10 years old.

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:43 pm

I've even got a poster of her LIFTING WEIGHTS in 1952. She was laying down on one of those little workout platforms or sitting benches you might see in a locker room. Look no one has better MM pictures than me, okay? I will take on any MM photo collector and win.

You have been warned.

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:49 pm

Oh FUCK I just found this one on the internet and I don't even have this one, oh my god why can't I have one?

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:50 pm

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:51 pm

It's this weird thing where she looks both dead and alive in some pictures. Alive forever, but dead. God bless her soul.

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:03 pm

Well I suppose that isn't the BEST picture I could find of her, but all the same just think about the fact that she had met her idol of the silver screen, the Aquarian...what was his name? The actor that appeared in her last film, The Misfits?

Clark Gable.

She had met Clark Gable. God bless her soul, it meant a lot to her.

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Post by marky » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:04 pm

MM is mama, to me. Mama.

Marilyn Monroe is mama.

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Post by TragicPixie » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:32 am

One of my best friends got fake tits and no one even noticed - they look rather nice and feel pretty normal.
I guess it's just up to the person - afterall, most of my friends have some kind of body mod... Along with fake tits she has a hood piercing and two tattoos.
Oh - but interestingly enough, she said the fake tits were a huge improvement to her sex life by decreasing nipple sensation which previously had been far too much for her to enjoy it and now she enjoys not feeling that intensly.
Of course, she only went up to a C-up so...

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Post by megapulse » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:01 pm

i think it's stupid. but i agree it's up to the person. and i like the way you put it, pixie, body mod. i mean there are a butt load of ways to do it other than breast implants.

i don't have problems with my weight or my breasts -- and if someone else does fuck them, they're not married to me and don't have to live with mine -- also my nipples feel just fine.

i was picked on because i was tall and skinny as a kid, who gives a fuck? i couldn't reduce my height anymore than most short chunky kids could change theirs. that's life.

i think it as well as my dad taught me to toughen up, suck it up, and be myself, as a, b, or c cupped as i am or may be down the road.

as my grandma says in forest gump fashion, some folks have more money than sense.

americans are not as bad as brazilians though from what i've seen. there's this great documentary on the disparity between the "rich and made to be beautiful" and the poor in brazil. it illustrates all the ways that money could be spent and isn't.

also in iran nose jobs are a status symbol, no joke, kids will wear bandages on their noses at times so that people will think they've had them. so it's not just americans, it's people for sure.

mark, a friend of mine looks like marilyn monroe. i mean she really does, and her hair is that color blonde, naturally.

we're like mutt and jeff together. she's short and very curvy, pale and blonde -- i'm tall and skinny -- (when i'm not preggers) yellow and dark -- she's also totally into cosmetics and would not walk an extra mile to save her own life. i'm exactly the opposite. i'm like do not buy your looks in a bottle go outside and take a walk -- if you have to buy something make sure it supports something good. she's like get a cab and go shopping and make sure you buy something that makes you look good! it's weird how opposites attract. we go on trips for the weekend together and she's got three bags, i've got a backpack. she drives me crazy, but i love her. and we both enjoy getting wasted, talking about men, and smoking as much as possible -- these are the ties that bind.

and yes, it is her decision. she knows how i feel about shit like three bags of make-up and ten different pairs of color coordinated shoes -- i wouldn't do it. and i know how she feels about it -- she would.

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Post by TragicPixie » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:13 pm

I dunno - I'm still thinking about it since I think I have too much nipple sensation. And I'd probably do it if I didn't think it's going to hurt like a bitch in general... I'm a wuss.

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Post by marky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:20 am

Yeah well if you have the surgery you can pretty much say goodbye to nipple sensation to the tune of about 60%.

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