Evil Heat Open

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:20 am

It's not whether you win or lose that matters... its how much fun you have.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:00 pm

only losers say that! no it was lots of fun, but what's a little gruge tennis between Pax Acidusers? Writing this shit on the BB is so much fun, it's the only reason I play.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:17 pm

Competition was not fierce or impressive. Both players missed easy shots, were useless at the net, and Sloth barely survived the 3rd set. We can do much better than that I hope!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:23 pm

yeah, we'll retain our match fitness the more we play. I played an ASU student yesterday and won 6-0, 6-0 so it's already starting to come back to me a bit.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 6:29 pm

shit it looks like i ain't gonna play tennis against mccutcheon next time i see him -- would probably make a total fool of myself. but i bet i could figure skate his ass off..

i am also proficient in pachinko, so y'all better watch out.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 6:35 pm

so what have you been up to my friend? get my last email rants?

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:03 pm

rant? no rant! just a fine piece of literature, pal, which i am reading, and trying to edit.

what i am up to: well, right now, there are more than a dozen teenagers in our house -- my daughter's birthday party -- so i am hiding in my study and trying to regain my sanity. that's what's up!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:36 pm

teenage girls? Sloth will be right over. Uncle Larry wants to babysit. give her a 'bon aniversaire' from moi.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:43 pm

did that, and she said thanks, and she said, "is that the crazy guy who sucks the beer bottle in that picture?", and i said the photographer took some artistic liberties to convey a sense of the free spirit of his subject, and she nodded and went back to her friends who are dancing to ms dynamite.

judging by his looks sloth might make a great bad guy in a movie. a teen corrupter and such. hollywood, wake up.

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:30 am

Ingrid once told me I look like Jean Reno... I almost killed her because I thought she said "Janet Reno". Then I found out who the hell Jean Reno was...
and then i wanted to kill her again.

I will be a movie star anytime Hollywood needs a leading sloth. I always wanted to play the bad guy since I am so nice. I guess that's why Mc wants to always play the good guy. I hope I get to kill some CIA Drug Warriors in Nicaragua.

martino · Post by **martino** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:03 am

juan moreno, aka jean reno, is one of the few specimens left of the phenomenon of the cool white guy. check him out in "ronin" for instance. if somebody told me i had a resemblence to reno i'd be fucking happy.

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 6:40 pm

I gotta get me some of those glasses and in 10 years I might look like him if my hairline keeps receding.

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 6:43 pm

And if I keep drinking and taking estrogen so much...

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:04 pm

That's Jean Reno? I don't know who he is, but if it makes you feel any better I can't see the resemblance, Ooh.

martino · Post by **martino** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:24 pm

this one's better