haha ... I am sorry cheap wine is bad for you but there are some really good local wines that are like $7 here. Sure they're not wine for wine lovers - but they'll do in a pinch! You might like them - they're sweet dessert (are there one or two s's or am I really off on spelling...) wines St James: Red (or White) Velvet.

But St. James does make better more expensive wines. I'm not sure how wide their distribution area is though. Likewise I occassionally can deal with cheap white wines - but not reds.
I'm sick because I didn't wear a coat to Chicago (yeah yeah, I'm stupid) ... and then when we got back I went to bed with wet hair. So now my throat is killing me. Urgh!
Lie to me, it takes less time to drink you pretty.