Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Has anyone though of how that sounds? Mandy and Andy? There ought to be a law, that's too damn cutesy.

Today the Olsen twins were spotted in the stands, looking illegally cute, prompting MCCutcheon to state that they will be doing a lesbian/twin sister layout in Hustler within the next five years.

The announcer went over to interview them, and he asked them if it was just coincidence that they, two "teen heartthrobs" were there at the Andrew Blake match, who is apparently also a heartthrob. They said that they just were given some tickets so that they could pick out their future boyfriend(s), since all mid-level celebrities are issued one tennis star per career. Ashley said that Blake was "very cute", but Mary Kate said she had decided to fight her good girl image and plans on stealing Andy Roddick from Mandy Moore. She also agreed the "Andy and Mandy" thing just had to go.

Go Mary Kate!
And Go Roddick!

McCutcheon and I are watching Roddick right now. We've decided that he must be a grower, not a shower, if you know what I mean. His little chubby is sticking out of his shorts, and since we've made so many comments about the female tennis players, we figured we should make one about him.
McCutcheon says that Sloth is more of a show-er, but that he cn relat ot Roddick. By the way, we've had a few beers, and wine, and whatever, but these tennis p[eople need to come to terms with their sexuality...

Fuckin' McCutcheon. That was my post, butI was too druink to notice. We're watching tennis, but all of the hot girtls are out, I think.

Anna is doinginterviews, Roddick has a smaall one, and we're all drunk. Sloth and Inga showed up, so I have to go be social.

When you mean social, does that mean passing out and puking red wine all over your face? I'm just glad you didn't choke on it.

Does it get more social than that? I didn't pass out, but I did puke red wine (and Sloth's potato chips) all over myself.

Fuckin' cheap wine!

Sorry to MC and Sloth and Linda.

No more bad wine and chips for me!

oops, once again, I posted as McCutcheon. I'm using his computer becasue Mine is sitting in a puddle of water, and although I love the PA, It isn't worth getting electrocuted for.

Only people with little pricks would invent terms like "shower" and "grower".

And as a matter of fact... McCutheon is the biggest exhibitionist. He tells me I flashed Amanda the Panda... and made her horny... but Mc has flashed Linda like everytime he comes over. All the gotta do is get him drunk and play the White Stripes and he takes off all his clothes.

Nothing wrong with that, of course, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black.

All this rain is a lot of cock, kinda like poetry.

Lots of tennis today.