Wimbledon

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:19 pm

Anybody else hope that Serena crushes that cheating Belgian Henin at Wimbledon?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:20 pm

I do hope that Serena comes back big. But there could be more upsets, as well.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:38 pm

I think so as well. That whole Henin, Williams thing really bothered me though. If Serena had done what Henin did there would have been an international uproar. The French showed their class once again, just like they did for Hingis.
Have you seen Sharapova and Harkleroad? They are two VERY HOT tennis players.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:41 pm

this is off topic i know but i find wimbledon boring, so please allow me to ask,

anybody else see the great klitschko vs lewis fight last saturday? man, that was drama

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:59 pm

Oh I've been watching Harkleroad before it was even leagal.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:01 pm

http://www.harkleroad.sport.new.net/

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:27 pm

Young Andy is at it. I hope he beats that Canuck Shmuck. No offense Brett.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:37 pm

Motherfucker! All I want to do today is lay in bed and watch tennis. But since I don't have cable I can't. The only time I ever watch tv is for the fucking sports, but since i don't have cable i don't get the best sports. Motherfucker. What the fuck is a non tv watching sports fan to do?

Maybe i'll move my bed into the pub down the street.

Andy won the first set.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:41 pm

Motherfucker this is going to be a good match and I'm going to miss it!!!!!!

fuck!

Andy is up 2-1 in the second.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:42 pm

Martino- Boxing is brutal and for beasts. Tennis is grace and the closest a sport can be to a good blow job.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:56 pm

Andy is up 4-3 in the second. Yesterday I played 4 hours of tennis. Today all I wan to do is watch tennis on the telly instead of fucking having to keep checking the score board on the fucking Internet. What kind of future do we live in? I can get the scores on a fucking computer but I can't watch it on TV?????????

What is on TV instead? A soap opera? Why are they called soap operas? They ain't that clean. Is doctor fucking Phil on? The pain I'm going through right now!!!

Mav you luck bastard! Having cable TV and eating turkey croissant sandwiches.

Last night after tennis all day and then the pub Mav got on his bike and rode down a steep hill going the wrong way! I yelled, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Mav! You are going the wrong way you bastard.Ã¢â‚¬? Then I called his girlfriend and told her his drunken boyfriend was lost and I was concerned for his safety. But that was last night, now fuck it all because the bastard is sitting at home (or he better be at least, he better not be a fuckin' sleep!) no he better be watching Wimbledon and eating turkey croissant sandwiches. Because as we all know tennis is grace like a good blowjob and not brutal like boxing. Even Martino knows this, for fuck's sake.

I like my sandwiches with Havarti cheese and a bottle of Chardonnay.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:09 pm

Venus in Furs advances. Hot hot hot. I love her.

Are there any good tennis movies? I'll write one- I'll start right now, no, maybe a bit later. Oh the agony of procrastination. So my tennis movie will be about a young tennis ball boy or ball girl (she is a girl who is a ball boy- but doesn't have gender confusion because when she was young her mother made sure she wore pink) that is in love with a pro play on the circuit. She can't wait for the up coming match because she'll be next to him. I mean her bedroom is covered in pictures of him but now she will be standing oh so close in person. Well when the fateful day comes she is too flustered to and forgets to throw him a ball. He is really rude to her. Her poor heart is broken. And so it goes, she ends up with the nerdy guy who has always liked her from afar, and who is also a ball boy, but wait!!! He is also an up and coming tennis star and at the end of the movie beats the first guy in the finals of the US open. Hell yes, not at all far fetched. And it will also be like HOT DOG the movie with lots of playboy bunny tits, pot smoking and skiing!

MOTHERFUCKER ANDY WON THE 2ND SET ! That's two sets 7-6, 7-6. The drama!!!!!!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:11 pm

Harkelroad lost yesterday. All the hoties lose early. I wonder if Anna would trade her good looks for talent? I bet not.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:17 pm

I'm listening to Kim Fowley's version of Brain Wilson's Almost Summer, you know kids Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys, and I just got super horny because some hot girls walked buy in tennis skirts, so I'm off to follow them. Good luck Andy! I'm sure you can do it without me.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 11:55 pm

Andy was down 4-1 in the 3rd but came back strong, and won!

Julia called me 3 times today. The first time was at 7am. I hope she is okay. Amanda has a job! I get free cakes! Life is what it is and what it is, is good.

I love to do this so I'll say love to all at Pax Acidus.