Wimbledon

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 11:57 pm

Life would be better if they showed tennis on local tv.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:56 am

Wow, that was downright loquacious of McCutcheon. Like 27 posts on this thread and they're all from him.

By the way, the turkey croissant was tasty again today, and I would have invited McCutcheon over to watch Wimbledon and eat croissants, but since I was hung over and had a fight with my girlfriend about how worried she was when I didn't come home when she thought I would, and then Mcc called all drunk and told her I was riding my bike around Seattle drunk and lost and babbling about needing a round before I could buy a round, I didn;t invite him. Nyah Nyah. Maybe tomorrow.

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:37 am

I hope you are joking Martino. That Ukrainian guy got his ass kicked. It was almost like movie The Great White Hype (which I highly highly reccommend renting BTW).

If white people could beat up black people then we we would be the pimps and they would be the ones inventing WMD.

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:40 am

I'm not trying to insinuate that everyone on this board is a pasty caucasian... but I have met many of the people on the board and they are... so... that's why I can use the collective "we". In the future when we are more racially diverse than say.. Sweden... then I couldn't have gotten away with that...

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:40 am

... I think I need a bong hit...

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:49 am

im tan enough to be mistaken for a mexican.

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 7:27 am

bullshit, i mean horseshit. i poo poo these here statements.

all tennis does for me is make my knees swell. you get some kind of ejaculation on the court mc? perhaps you should check your orifices.

boxing is brutal, corrupt and impressively nasty. i like it.

right now i am noticing that i forgot to post what i hadn't quite finished writing, about the valencia tennis open. i can certainly dig tennis as a spectator sport but either i am missing something when i get a blowjob or you play tennis a whole lot better than i do.

personally, i think black people are generally superior -- they have better manners, better posture and speak more enunciated. as a matter of fact i used to think they should take over the country, but alas in the mean time condi and powell have appeared.

but in boxing klitschko deserves anybody's respect, he is a great guy, a smart guy, has a good sense of humor and some real personality -- more than you can say about most of the wimbledon wimps.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:10 pm

I'll give those tennis players personality!

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:22 pm

Lewis dedicated his victory over Tyson to the Queen.

So I guess what you said about manners is correct.

I would have told that bitch when she could stick her royal scepter...

It would be fun to hang out and watch the rematch.

I LOVE to watch boxing. It's like being naughty. I know its wrong but I love it.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 8:38 pm

i can attest to like boxing. some of my neighbors box with hockey gloves and it hurts like hell. of course it helps if you are drunk.

i also must say that im not too bad at it myself (the drunken, hockey glove boxing that is, otherwise i would probably get my ass handed to me.)

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:02 am

Hockey gloves have a hard bit of plastic in the gloves, so if you are getting your ass kicked gouge them in the eye with the thumb part.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:03 am

Don't try to play tennis with hockey gloves.

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:26 am

Well I'm gonna try to get up Saturday morning to watch Wimbledon. I haven't watched in long while.
I read about Serena's defeat.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:37 pm

No, mon frere, Serena lost in the Fench.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:54 pm

Young Andy is still on fire with his hard serve. James Blake, one of my favs, and who was ranked #1 college player in the US during the 90's while he was at Harvard, lost again. I've played people who have played in college and they are damn good. I'm still trying to figure out the difference between being that good, and being the best. In tennis a lot of it's mental. Of course, a serve like young Andy's doesn't hurt. At that level the serve means a lot. 80 mph and you end up teaching at a high school, or if you are lucky at some club with cute trophy wives, a serve over 100 mph and you turn pro. My serve is so slow it seems to go backwards. But hey, it's hard to return a ball going backwards!