Bending it like Becks

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:37 pm

fuck the NBA here is a real sport.

Ronaldo single-handedly wrecked Manchester United's Champions League dreams with a virtuoso display at Old Trafford.

Real Madrid's Brazilian superstar scored a stunning hat-trick to destroy United's ambition of reaching the final on home soil in May.

Sir Alex Ferguson's men won a match liberally sprinkled with sparkling attacking football - but Real went through as United's defensive deficiencies were cruelly exposed again.

To add to the drama of a magical evening, David Beckham emerged from the substitutes' bench to score twice as United staged a late rally.

What a fun match. Poor united. How fucking good is Real Madrid!!!!? How fucking super is Ronaldo!!

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:56 pm

Yeah they did get married and they have kids and everything.

I think they should be crowned and they should kick the current royalty out of power and drop them off in Ireland somewhere dodgy.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:59 am

Yes I wish European football/Soccer were more prevalent here. Much better than our football. Didn't David Beckham marry the former Posh Spice??

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat May 10, 2003 6:09 pm

My new crush of the week is kicking it like Kiera Knightley, the blonde hottie in the Becks movie. I loved the outfit she wore out clubbing in Germany.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat May 10, 2003 6:52 pm

Beckham is on the cover of US fucking Today.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:11 pm

Last night I watched a show called The 100 Most Hated Britons.

Becks made the list... but so did his wife Posh, Ginger Spice, The Queen, Liam Gallagher (hilarious segment of him challanging a man twice his size to a fight in the street like some Italian mafia prince), Big Breasted Jordan, a bunch of people I never heard of.... and the number one most hated man is Britain.... you guessed it...

Tony Fucking Blair.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri May 23, 2003 4:41 pm

Becks got dodgy hair and now a broken foot.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri May 23, 2003 6:19 pm

He got the corn braids because he was meeting Mandela. That's like Ben Wallace straightening his hair and dying it blonde to meet Goran Persson.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri May 23, 2003 10:40 pm

OH MY GOD! CLUELESS! There is a guy in my pick up footie games who always wears a Beckham top and today it was pretty hot and he has fair skin and was wearing a big staw hat to protect his head, of course people were poking fun, and asking what the hat was for and I said it was to cover up the corn rolls but no one laughed. I think I'm too smart and funny for my own good. I laughed and no one else did. Now that ain't too funny.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat May 24, 2003 10:11 am

corn rows... corn rows!!!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat May 24, 2003 3:52 pm

corn rows, okay. and the Bee Gee hair is no more. I had some friends come into town and Michelle saw me and said, sit down, Amanda give me a sissors, and now I'm shorn or whatever. Rosie, see you in a few hours.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun May 25, 2003 4:53 am

I for one will miss the BeeGee hair

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue May 27, 2003 1:39 am

The Bee Gee hair is gone???!!

Just how short of a haircut did you get, McC?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue May 27, 2003 5:00 pm

short as yours!

Post by **Sloth** » Thu May 29, 2003 4:58 am

Beck's broke his wrist not his foot. Sloppy tackle. Totally pointless. Ouch that's gotta hurt.

I read in the Times that a kid got kicked out of school for having cornrows (copying Becks)

The principal said it was an "inappropriate hair style for a white boy".

No that is not a joke.