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Bending it like Becks
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:37 pm
by mccutcheon
fuck the NBA here is a real sport.
Ronaldo single-handedly wrecked Manchester United's Champions League dreams with a virtuoso display at Old Trafford.
Real Madrid's Brazilian superstar scored a stunning hat-trick to destroy United's ambition of reaching the final on home soil in May.
Sir Alex Ferguson's men won a match liberally sprinkled with sparkling attacking football - but Real went through as United's defensive deficiencies were cruelly exposed again.
To add to the drama of a magical evening, David Beckham emerged from the substitutes' bench to score twice as United staged a late rally.
What a fun match. Poor united. How fucking good is Real Madrid!!!!? How fucking super is Ronaldo!!
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:56 pm
by Sloth
Yeah they did get married and they have kids and everything.
I think they should be crowned and they should kick the current royalty out of power and drop them off in Ireland somewhere dodgy.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:59 am
by Myke115
Yes I wish European football/Soccer were more prevalent here. Much better than our football. Didn't David Beckham marry the former Posh Spice??
myke
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:09 pm
by mccutcheon
My new crush of the week is kicking it like Kiera Knightley, the blonde hottie in the Becks movie. I loved the outfit she wore out clubbing in Germany.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:52 pm
by mccutcheon
Beckham is on the cover of US fucking Today.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 1:11 pm
by Sloth
Last night I watched a show called The 100 Most Hated Britons.
Becks made the list... but so did his wife Posh, Ginger Spice, The Queen, Liam Gallagher (hilarious segment of him challanging a man twice his size to a fight in the street like some Italian mafia prince), Big Breasted Jordan, a bunch of people I never heard of.... and the number one most hated man is Britain.... you guessed it...
Tony Fucking Blair.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 4:41 pm
by mccutcheon
Becks got dodgy hair and now a broken foot.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 6:19 pm
by Brett
He got the corn braids because he was meeting Mandela. That's like Ben Wallace straightening his hair and dying it blonde to meet Goran Persson.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 10:40 pm
by mccutcheon
OH MY GOD! CLUELESS! There is a guy in my pick up footie games who always wears a Beckham top and today it was pretty hot and he has fair skin and was wearing a big staw hat to protect his head, of course people were poking fun, and asking what the hat was for and I said it was to cover up the corn rolls but no one laughed. I think I'm too smart and funny for my own good. I laughed and no one else did. Now that ain't too funny.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 10:11 am
by ROSEMARY
corn rows... corn rows!!!
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 3:52 pm
by mccutcheon
corn rows, okay. and the Bee Gee hair is no more. I had some friends come into town and Michelle saw me and said, sit down, Amanda give me a sissors, and now I'm shorn or whatever. Rosie, see you in a few hours.
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 4:53 am
by Sloth
I for one will miss the BeeGee hair
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:39 am
by marky
The Bee Gee hair is gone???!!
Just how short of a haircut did you get, McC?
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 5:00 pm
by mccutcheon
short as yours!
Bending it like Becks
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 4:58 am
by Sloth
Beck's broke his wrist not his foot. Sloppy tackle. Totally pointless. Ouch that's gotta hurt.
I read in the Times that a kid got kicked out of school for having cornrows (copying Becks)
The principal said it was an "inappropriate hair style for a white boy".
No that is not a joke.