Bjorn Borg Kicks Ass

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 3:18 pm

what exactly is it you are trying to tell us, ooh?

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:22 pm

Borg deserves a spot on the bus. He won 5 straight Wimbeldons and then started doing too much cocaine. Well done.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:45 pm

B.B. has great enitials. Bridgett Bardo , Bulletin Board, but I think he is more mullet than Bee Gee hair. still top geezer. and is on the bus. plus he tried to top himself, like all good swedes.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:26 pm

I still say y'all should put up a unique gallery for the worthy members of Pax here on the boards ... sort of an online bus for the legions.

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:43 pm

I agree. But Sloth is a fucking bitch cunt whore.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:46 pm

I'm not a bitch cunt whore. I'm just an avowed lesbian. A really butch lesbian. yeah. that's the ticket. Now where's my woe-man????

myke

martino · Post by **martino** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:58 pm

i have to differ. i have no respect for these idiots savants. borg was a berk off the set. he invested all his money in stupid business ventures, like trying to create an ugly-ass clothing collection.

over here i hear about boris becker all the time who also is a self-pitying jerk. but at least he managed to perform the spectacular feat of getting a girl pregnant when she gave him a quick blow job in a restaurant broom closet. the details are intruiging but the guy is a whining mess. feh!, who needs em?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:18 pm

Prego from a blow job? How? And a big uh-uh! I'm now worried about the Puma girl.

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:07 am

i thought the pax acidus people knew everything about semen and oral sex there is to know; now i have to make up my mind whether to be disappointed or relieved.

From Pravda, Nov. 2001
Boris Becker blames Russian mafia for steal his sperm after closet tryst
"Bonking Boris" Becker's old nickname has come back to haunt the three-time Wimbledon champion, who will take a paternity test to determine if he fathered a Russian model's baby daughter.
If you believe Becker's defence, and this may require consuming some dark liquid containing high levels of caffeine or alcohol, the Russian mafia stole his sperm to blackmail him over the child.
Becker's legal team is reportedly preparing to claim that London-based Russian model Angela Ermakova injected herself with Becker's sperm after having oral sex in a broom cupboard of a London restaurant in July 1999.
Becker admits to the close encounter in the cupboard and issued a statement saying: "There is a baby named Anna, and a DNA test will determine who is the mother and who is the father."
The German newspaper Bild reported that after Ermakova gave birth to Anna on March 22 last year, Becker received a fax naming him as the father and demanding money in return for silence.
Becker's lawyers hired a private detective company to trail Ermakova and rummage through her bins and bank details. Contents of a dirty nappy reportedly linked Becker to the child.
Becker's lawyers are now said to be mounting a case to prove Ermakova has Russian mafia connections and that she could have become pregnant by injecting herself with Becker's sperm, following oral sex."

for your information: anna is a very sweet red-headed child; boris has refused to see her; he pays child support for her of about five grand per month.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:12 pm

wow, what a story.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:21 pm

Most models aren't very good at giving blow jobs. But they do look good sucking. I know my comments are going to piss off a lot models so I say to them- You give good head? Prove it to me. Hedi Klum I'm waiting....

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:26 pm

the best part was me trying to explain to my daughter the tabloid headline:

"boris: they stole my jizz!"

h. · Post by h. » Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:45 pm

awww fuck, man! I'm screwed!

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:41 am

Wow. Well all I thought initially when Ooh
posted this picture was "Oh. 1980. Then he WASN'T totally before my time. I'm sure I
must have seen him play as a kid then."

You guys really expanded on the thread. I
saw some picture of Boris Becker in some publication recently. I've come across some
really weird mags before that I don't normally
read like Fortune and Fast Company and Newsweek. Could have been any one of
those. Anyway, it was some kind of golf
game he was playing with rich businessmen
or polititicians or something.