Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Martino, I was going to ask to stay the next world cup, but me being me, and time being time I was like why bother. but who the fuck really knows? You and me might be best mates by then. Two old men watching football and the girls walk by (bye). As for the posting the time difference is killing me. When I'm around the football and all the good ideas flow there is no computer and when I'm around a computer the ideas go blank. Now i have to sober up before the next USA match. They still might not go through if Poland plays like poland realy can. don't let two defeats suprise you. France didn't score a single goal!!!!!!! Today was 90+ and I played footie and have sun stroke. I was supposed to go to Julia's graduation- but missed it. now Amanda is outside waiting for me naked. Sex is like life and death, but actually it's much more important than that.

What do you think of all those yellow cards in the last Kraut game? a fucking shame. he has to be fired by FIFA, the fucking Spainard. and as for stories I like the one about the guy from Senagak getting arrested before the match (rumour has it he goes out with Winnona Ryder) and then plays against France and wins, and then the store doesn't prosecute and then even gives him a new gold necklace for free.

not be like bozo and keep repeat posting but I bet Sloth would take that E bet, snicker, snicker, ha ha cheek.

brother, sunstroke is worse than anything that rosie or rachael could do to you, so be gentle to yourself for a while.

i made a big mistake: talking about the next world cup while the current one is running is a big sacrilege -- tantamount to having a fantasy about a girl you recently met while you are screwing your girlfriend. if germany loses soon, it'll be all my fault.

having said that, of course you will be my guest in 2006, no discussion. but what is this about old men?? damn, if you'll be an old man in four years what will i be, undead?

of course, i might already turn into a fucking zombie by the time the germany-paraguay game is over. word has it that michael ballack is suffering from a hardened calf muscle and might not be able to play tomorrow. he was directly or indirectly responsible for most of the kraut goals until now. if he is a goner i see muchos problemos contra los paraguayos.

it will be at 8:30 AM saturday local time, i'll be with my beer-sponge pals at the Cut Club which is the local place to be for good beer, wurst, a wide-screen tv and fine dj's before and after the games. if we win i think it's gonna be one of these rippin' hot hazy summer days to remember.

>What do you think of all those yellow cards in >the last Kraut game? a fucking shame. he >has to be fired by FIFA, the fucking Spainard.

bad calls and bad plays are self-rectifying in the end. just look at maradona.

gotta check the juicy Wino Ryder story, sounds too good to be true!

I just can't believe this World Cup! The Polish side that I knew had more talent then they were showing destroys USA. And Portugal got no respect from South Korea, and neither should they. If the mighty Figo and his pals had been playing another European team knowing that USA was down 2-0 and only needed a tie to go through, they would have just played kick ball with each other for 90 minutes. But not South Korea, their fans want goals and they played to win almost the whole match. And if another Europe powerhouse fails to reach the final 16 so be it. The old guard is gone. I hope that by the next Euro 2004, we will see a brash display of younger players who are hungry for it all. These matches are fucking great. Great upsets and surprises- I mean isn't that what we really want in our sporting events. And look at Germany and Brazil- the two teams who have combined to win the most World Cups ever, both written off as no hopes and they could both win it all. Even though my money is more on Brazil- sorry Martino.

RUSSIA LOSE HEART STOPPER!!!! TOO BAD OLEG HAS NO HEART!

Was the Russian manager dead or just on opium? All his team needed to advance was a draw against Belgium. And even though they went down, they were still in it for most of the match. When Russia scores- nothing, not even a smile. Belgium even went ahead by two goals and there was no expression of anxiety, he just sat there on the bench. And then Russia comes back within one goal with three minutes plus stoppage time, and he barely got to his feet. I've heard of letting the players play, but does this man have a heart?

Oleg Romantsev (RUS coach)
(On his team's defeat by Belgium): “We were very nervous throughout the game and this is all we could produce today. I congratulate Belgium and wish them the very best for their future games.�

Yeah right, get off the Oriental drugs mate.

McCutcheon's favorite striker Roque Santa Cruz takes on The German giant birthday boy Oliver Kahn, arguably the best keeper in the world.

Here is a brief interview with Roque.

McCutcheon: Nice hair cut.

Santa Cruz: “Thanks, it was inspired by you and Pax Acidus. Can I be on The Bus if I beat Germany?�

MC: I'll have to ask the Sloth, but yeah sure, I think I could do that for you.

Santa Cruz: “Cool�

MC: So how is the footie going?

Santa Cruz: "On this wave of optimism we can beat anyone"

MC: Would you say the victory over Slovenia was the biggest and most exciting moment of your young career?

Santa Cruz: "Yes. It's what you dream about when you play football in the street as a little boy. To play at the FIFA World Cupâ„¢ and be successful. It's a dream".

MC: What does the second round match with Germany mean to you?

Santa Cruz: "Playing against Germany is a new and exciting experience for me. I think there is a special motivation for every player when he plays against the national team of the country he plays in".

MC: How far do the Paraguay team think they can go?

Santa Cruz: "While we are on this wave of optimism, I believe we can beat anyone".

MC: Will coach Maldini ask you for advice on how to beat Germany?

Santa Cruz: "No, Maldini knows enough about the German team. I think Germany are as strong at the back as they are upfront. The secret is simple: don't despair and stay calm. And we showed today that we are very strong going forward ourselves".

MC: What are Paraguay's strengths?

Santa Cruz: "Our main strength is that we never give up and never lose hope. That's what sets us apart as a team. If we can keep our concentration for 90 minutes, no-one can stop us".

MC: Have you spoken to anybody from Bayern Munich?

Santa Cruz: "No, I haven't heard from anyone and I won't be getting in touch with any of my clubmates either, because I've left all their phone numbers at home in Munich".

MC: Thanks Roque

Santa Cruz: "No problem, my pleasure McCutcheon, enjoy the free tickets."

the bozo style is carried on - -

factlet: kahn is turning 33 on saturday

Santa Cruz is out before the half!!! Ah shit!

the paraguayans are friggin freaks!

captain josé luis chilavert is a 200-pound monster and one of the world's best goalkeepers, perhaps right up there next to kahn. if his team does well enough he will be a candidate for the next paraguayan presidency!

maldini is 70 years old, the oldest trainer in history.

and santa cruz looks like some kinda dj straight outta seattle.

meaning, they will probably kick germany's ass on saturday.

btw mc: my bet was for germany making it to the finals against brazil but i am not counting on them winning. i was born in sao paulo; it doesn't bother me one bit if your bet is on the boys from brazil, and i'll be more than happy if any of the two makes it.

i hate germany.
go mexico.
i never make obscene phone calls , martino.

i hate germany.
go mexico.
i never make obscene phone calls , martino.

i hate germany.
go mexico.
i never make obscene phone calls , martino.

oh my god!
i am sorry i am so challenged. what a come back.
i am enjoying the wc immensely. i pull for brazil and mexico in case you did not notice.
england will be my last pull.
no more rosie jokes please.

Fucking fuck fucking fuck Stuart has just come over and I've got up only after 2 hours sleep and the World Cup isn't on. So you can't see the cup live on tv in America!!!! Didn't we put a man on the moon about 20 years ago or so? I mean it's not even on the sports channels we pay for, the one carrying all the matches. Fuck you ESPN.

England goes up 1-nil early. Not that I can watch it live.

Rosie get off this thread I'm not in the mood for you.