Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I think this is the deal:
When I said pun, I meant Ooh's pun
When Ooh said semiopathic phrase, he meant Jack's semiopathic phrase
When I said Jackass, the first time, I meant myself
When I called Mc a Jackass it's just because I love him as I do myself and my hubby

Now I'm going to get out of sports; I have absolutely no business here, and I promise I will not come back, no matter how tempting the semiopathic posts are

gee, thanks for the lesson.

From A Handbook to Literature: A play on words based on the similarity of sound between two words with different meanings.

okay, you win.

Was this a competition?

No. It was just my way of saying I'm sorry for splitting hairs over something. I put my ass in the frying pan and was ready to get out.