McCutcheon wants to go to New Orleans

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 23, 2001 10:42 pm

Come on Marty you motherfucker! Don’t make me get off the couch (I’m hung over) and come punch you. You might be the 2nd most active winningest (is that a word) coach, but we also know your teams choke.

You are at your 35 and have your quarterback spike it on 3rd and 4 with 18 seconds left? And then go for it on 4th and 4. Okay, so you fucked up by spiking the ball twice in five plays. Bring in the kicker. 51 yards is not imposable. In the off-season you have to work on your two-minute drill. Pathetic. The only reason I care about your team, besides Darrel Green, is that if you beat the Bears it helps the Pack get home field advantage. I wish we could be at the frozen tundra throughout the playoffs but we ain’t gonna catch the Rams. I know we could beat Warner and his crew in Green Bay in late December. Inside on that hideous turf it’s tougher for my team. The Packers are an outside grass team, a real team, the best team in football, even when we don’t win. But we will win. It’s gonna be tough to make it to the Big Easy this year but I’m wearin’ my lucky green and gold shirt! Come on Marty. Pep talk. Get a win.

Football question. Call me stupid but I’m all emotion, not facts. How come spiking the ball isn’t intentional grounding?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 1:43 am

Bears win. But Favre is on fire in the frozen tundera! Is there anything sexier than the Lambeau leap? Maybe Rosie's ass....

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 3:24 am

Packers win!

Brett Favre hot in cold
no one can beat the Packers
warms my December

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 8:25 am

I want the fuckin’ Super Bowl. And I am going to go. And the Packers better be in it. Can you say ‘DéjÃƒÂ vu’? One of the best moments in my life was when I flew back from Paris to attend the NFC play off championship in Lambeau field the year they won it all.

Note to Billy S: Pay attention! You are like Robin; you are there to help the main Superhero. Though Brett Farve is not Batman. He is Superman!!! And Billy S, when he throws it faster than a speeding bullet you better hang on!

Trevor sent me the link to TMQ.
http://slate.msn.com//?id=2059861

Now I’m a devoted fan. And I’ve started doing my own football haikus.
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kÃƒÂ¼
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
Date: 1902
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference.

Here is my take on the Cleveland debacle from last week.

Cleveland debacle
Officials go back on strike
Before you get hit

Today the Pack battle the Browns and Brett will take on McCutcheon (the defender of the pass, not the cute poet)

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 12:37 am

Bears win, Packers win. One week left. I blame you Mr. Marty Schottenheimer. It's not like the fucking Lions were going to help us, no matter how many haikus I write. Next week we go against NY Giants in a the 9-11 make up game. The Bears play Jacksonville.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 8:57 am

Let's go Pack!

A little football Hiaku, I swear thet are addictive.

Bears please lose today
it will really help the Pack
Go Motor City!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jan 04, 2002 12:22 am

Kyle rest up because we are going to New Orleans!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:07 pm

Last weekend Rosie and I went to Goofy's Green Bay Packer bar! Now it's the playoofs, so here's another Hiaku.

The playoffs are here
The Green Bay Packers bring it
It's that time again

sloan · Post by **sloan** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 2:10 am

I fucked up, hit post not reply oops.

Sloaners senryu

Ex-Stamp Garcia
Leads Niners into Lambeau
Who to cheer for here?

sloan · Post by **sloan** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 2:11 am

Glad to see you've discovered the joy of TMQ. Damn, I'm gonna miss it in a few weeks.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 2:20 am

I do love Sloans team
But that is in Calgary
This is real football!

Let's go Pack!

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 11:56 pm

Twenty-five to fifteen
The Pack never lose at home
When it's the playoffs

<mc cutcheon> · Post by **<mc cutcheon>** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:44 pm

I'm too nervous to write a fucking Hiaku!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 8:49 am

McCutcheon wants to go to hell!

bicycleprince · Post by **bicycleprince** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:43 pm

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Fixedsys; arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by <mccutcheon>:
<strong>I do love Sloans team
But that is in Calgary
This is real football!

Let's go Pack!</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is re.al foot.ball

Whatever happened to the Pack? How was New Orleans?