Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Today is Greece vs England. If England wins they get in the World cup. If Greece wins they get to change the name of their country.

Okay it was a tie. England goes to the World Cup and Greece gets to change the name of their country. Now they are the envy of Turkay and Hungary

But change it to what?

You, the Pax Acidus Sports Page readers will decide.

Is it:

a) Topless Bird Land
b) John Travolta
c) Buttsexopia

so i came over to watch the amusement that is mccutcheon on a bender and join in. now his phone is ringing and i think its his work wondering where he is..... he's babbling something about a match and missed tennis. incoherent as usual.

oh damn he's putting clothes on now. i might as well leave.

Fur is writng this but it's me McCutcheon! so i have to ask, was that before or after we fucked for 1/2 an hour straight, holding each other tight limbs rubbing against each other? resond. now the pills are really kicking in!!!!!!!! Don't leave, this is druggy, sexy rocky roll and techno! when I'm dead you can say 'I fucked him when'. and you can say it took three whipes to get me out. ouch!

yes three paper towels. a record i believe. i've just been introduced to the new roomate and i don't have any pants on, oh well he'll get used to it, the sloth did. oh i kinda miss slothie. yes when mccutcheon is found face down in his own vomit and a pile of cd's with a video of the world cup playing on the tube i'll be damn proud to say i knew him when.

it's under sports. yes this is sport. i have a match tomorrow and if I have any chance of regaining match fitness I better get a grip, though at the moment I'm caught in another grip. decadence, we can dance!

David Beckham's injury-time free kick secures a draw with Greece to send England to the World Cup finals, every woman and man now loves Mr. Spice. a kick, a foot, a white boot, kicks a round ball, that ball sails through the air with a wicked curve, what a beautiful thing. I have never seen a kick of a ball more wonderful than that!

But that might just be me. I'm sure if you ask a Greek cunt he or she would have a different opinion. I haven't been to sleep in many hours, after the match i was going to kiss Christie goodbye but the window was up on her car and I bashed my nose in. it started bleeding, because i hit it against a window, that's why. now I am alone and want a drink and female company. it is 9am after all. who wants to come over? at least I have some nice pills and my new MIX I did last night. Last night I Dj'd it and now I listen to it and happiness. yes i am a fucking good DJ. oh and Basement Jaxx went off. big time!

also, we already have a world cup thread. Now I'm off, a little shaky, but smiling. Thanks for coming over last night Julia and Lina. Always a pleasant surprise.