Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

After the big W and the trouble I gave a few of the female players, or rather the way I made them hot and bothered--not really my fault, the ATP banned me. But I'm back!!!

Short but cute as a button 5'2 Amanda Coetzer who likes to tickle backsides is battling Jennifer C. in the tennis classic. This time I stayed out of hotel rooms and left the ABBA at home.

New Balls Please!

McCutcheon vs. the WTA

Oops- my unforced error! I was just passed a note from my lawyers and I was banned by the WTA. And still am! Shit. That won't stop me!

Forehand smash.

A.C. has too many double faults to beat J.C. I believe.

The little assassin couldn't hold serve. There will be tears in Hoopstead tonight. Boo Hoo. What a pretty face Amanda has. Jennifer weighs more than I do. Both nice as can be of course.