Charity

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The world we live in is not ideal or especially safe at the moment. There is terror in the air. One way to deal with fear is to do good for mankind. And I've decided to do just that. I want to make the world a better place. I haven't done much for charity lately, at least not since last Saturday night when I fucked the drunk, fat girl sitting by herself at the end of the bar at closing time. Now before you all yell, oh how crude, sick joke, what a wanker- I must point out that her name really is Charity, and that we are now engaged. So you see, there is love there.

I was brainstorming about what I could do to make the world a better place and I thought a website five-a-side footie tournament with all proceeds going to the anti-terrorist fund of our choice would work. The Suicide Girls kits would be tattoos and so they could play topless. But like all my ideas, I realized it would be too much work and I'd never pull it off, I'm not Bob Geldof you know, and so I started thinking about what would be fun. And then it hit me. How about a Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior (my site) vs. The Pub (Tony's site) soccer match in Prospect Park and instead of making money for the greater good we could all spend a little on food and beer ($5 a person would make a feast) and have a meet and greet picnic and kick the ball around. Charity is our goalie.