Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Just ain't the same since they stopped wearing speedo's and started looking like lycra fetish freaks.

Well...there's always gymnastics.



And if things were the other way around for me-how hot are the women's volleyball team....

Cutch needs to get over to Greece and have THEM get on his back with their panties showing. (All my girlfriends will have either slept with Matt or slapped him by the end of the year)

And that softball pitcher. She is a b-movie celebrity soft core porn flick making chick just waiting to happen.

'Dangerous Illusions Part 5-Thrown for a curve'

'Stealing Home-Stilletto Sorority Girls gone wild'

'Fastball-Erotic Tales from the dugout'

Surely your biggest regret is that there were no high tech cameras in action back when the swimmers were wearing tighty whitey cotton trunks.

And now more serious matters.....what's the next dumb sport that the budweiser NBC axis will force onto the Olympics. They've given us synchronised swimming and beach volleyball (Wasn't there a game called volleyball already played at the olympics?) and then, just to make sure that everbody in the US had their shot at empowerment, they gave us softball. This was too much for me. What's next? T-ball. No matter which way you slice it, softball is not the real deal. Like indoor or 5-a-side soccer it is a pastime and not a sport. And, let's face it, it's fucking obvious that no other nation on earth takes the game seriously. The olympics should be about world participation. Or, as I find myself saying again and again these days, "Is it just me."

The Olympics just haven't been the same since the Wall fell.

The most bizarre thing so far has been Bush trying to take credit for the success of the Iraqi mens football team. As fucking if.

I know. This is the same man, who during the World Cup was asked to watch the game with the leader of Mexico when the two nations faced off, and he didn't even respond in person, some lacky sent a message- 'The Pres will be sleeping at that time.'

In NYC things are getting strange. Check Scribbles soon.

Where is Paul Revere when you need him?

The Republicans are coming the Republicans are coming...

Let's get 'em boys!

I read yesterday that the IOC is considering removing Softball from the Olympic roster. Apparently there is a lack of wordwide competition for a sport only played in one country. Who knew?

The US is lobbying for the addition of American Football. Canada is trying to get igloo building sanctioned and Norway wants whale hunting. Don't even get me started on the Welsh and their fucking bog swimming.

US men's B ball team really fucked it up.