Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I am off for the next ten days to Miami.

If anyone down there wants to see a naked sloth invite me to your beach party.

you aren't prettyt enouh. let's see linda naked. your better half bar far!!!!!!!!!!

How much did you drink before typing that reply?

yeaH, actually that was mav and me goofing around last night. we stayed in the office working on a screen play all night and drinking and then opps! drunk posting. how is it mr. miami vice. the weather cool down there?

Voices, I hear voices!!! Don't look back, look straight ahead the voices said..... Theme from Miami Vice. Sing it while you walk around the city, the people of Miami will be impressed that you know so much about the pink history of their fair town.

I hope those baby blue tshirts and white linen jackets come back in style. Nothin like a well dressed man.

I think there ought to be a new Miami Vice, with Mav as chief of police and Ooh & Linda as Crockett & Tubbs (that was their names right? or am I a goofball who can't remember anything properly?)

Seriously though, I bet you're melting by now Ooh.
Just a puddle on the floor. It's hot enough here, man. I can't imagine there. I'll throw some ice your way.

Also be careful of sunburn!!! I had real bad sunburn as a kid, blisters on my shoulders...I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

What am I saying? Of course I would wish a bad sunburn on Dubya.

I knew I liked that Mark. Such vision. That show sounds like a hit to me. We could even mix the stylish Miami-Vice style drama with a reality show where Sloth goes around to tourists and we watch their reactions as he shows them his tan lines.

Watchout NYPD Blue!

It's hot as hell down here... spent the day on the beach getting tan and snorkeling. Gonna spend my nights BBQ-ing and drinking fruity drinks.

My nieces are both really cool (2 and 7 months). I am hoping to finish a new story down here and get enough r&r to last me until x-mas.

My bro seems happy and is skinnier than me again and P. is looking good again too and back to her pre-pregnant weight.

Olf friends Mike and Teresa are coming over tonight and that will be fun. We back to my fruity drink.

Sloth showing his tan lines. ooooh. Salami Vice.

Oh yeah gummi worm fat is so much sexier than salami fat.

Your penis is gummi worm fat? eeew!

Sloth flashing tourists as they stop at stoplights and throwing gummi worms into their cars! Sloth in a bathtub full of gummi worms! Sloth eating gummi worms and drinking his fruity drink! Sloth discussing
"gummi worm fat" with tourists he's flashing! Now this is some "reality" television I'd like to see.