Wisonsin, land of the free and the fat, but not the fat free

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 12:50 am

oh well, missed you at t.j's for the pack. Had some bluegrass playin, some guiness drinkin, some halftime bowl breakin fun. I realized one thing though, I don't like the pack as much as 99% of the people in this town.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 1:20 am

You went to TJ Ryans? I thought you went to Ryans. Sorry I missed the Guinness drinking. I'm always up for Guinness drinking. though I'm trying to rest.

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 1:43 am

I still got room left in my belly for a couple of guinesses'. Rest is good, but it makes you weak after a while, best to keep going. What a game though, Mike Sherman proved he's got some diversity in his play calling with that reverse.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 5:00 am

Thanks Jack, but I’m staying in tonight with some smoked salmon and a bottle of white wine, big one-mind you, sitting next to the fireplace. There are many nice things to be gained by drinking alone, except the Alcoholic tendencies it evokes. One of my faves is you get such a perspective on life and love. It’s a boozy epiphany which captures the imagination of porn stars, girls with bedroom eyes, pixies, girls with nice legs, sports heroes, girls with nice laughs, birds of flight, girls with nice breasts, candies as children, girls with nice backs, warm fuzzies, girls with nice teeth, and total insanity and head basing to lo-fi music. Plus a few other levels I haven’t yet reached.

P.S. the reverse was awesome, plus Brett's block!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 6:43 am

I must be a lush because I’m hanging out by myself, drinking by myself and I love everything. Even Paul McGuire seems poetic to me. I like being a lush.

Than again this is Wisconsin and I'm all alone and I'm drinking and watching football, so no surprise there.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 6:44 am

Sarah, do you notice that my last two posts have been 682? Maybe I broke the scale.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 6:45 am

now my last three have been 683! what the fuck is going on?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 6:46 am

something is wrong here. it keeps adding as I post but doesn't count right.

<sarah> · Post by **<sarah>** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 6:55 am

I just see 685, 685, 685 -- hmmmm?
Maybe you have exceeded some limit.
Maybe I don't get it
Hey that's a couplet.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 31, 2001 8:54 am

McCutcheon needs a rest. I’m suffering from Ibiza flu in Wisconsin in the dead of winter. What? Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve? Oh shit. Last night it was way below freezing and I was dancing in a shed.

Is anyone better than Amanda? What would Amanda say if she ever found out about the Pax Acidus Bulletin Board of Bad behavior? Can a site stalk someone? Is it stalking if I have only met the woman once, and said five words to her? Though I did help her into a dress. Does Rosie love Amanda more than McCutcheon does? So many questions....

Who wants to pick Zac up at Sea Tac? His cell number is 206.849.3358. I think he arrives in a few hours.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 4:41 am

I think I'm dead.

<sarah> · Post by **<sarah>** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 6:07 am

how did you die?
By fire or ice?
I hope you're not really dead.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:05 am

I think I'm dead. If I wrote this before, make that still dead.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:05 am

I think I'm dead.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 04, 2002 12:00 am

so, could someone please explain to me why Rosie took my underwear. That makes absolutely no sense to me

oh, and also, we all know that McC embellishes. I think we should all take his account of the early morning steam bath with a grain of salt.

The last two weeks were fun, but Im looking forward to a little sanity, exercise, and quiet reading time. Job well done, Pax Acidus. See you next holiday season...