welcome my loved ones

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 9:40 pm

this weekend the Bottle of Blue is hosting the Sloth's going away party with the presence of Kyle and Trevor and his wife, whose name I can't spell, sorry. Can't wait.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 11:36 pm

Should be a good time.
I'll be bringing french electronica(I Love Serge) and a new anisette liquor I found (Absente) that's kind of like a mix between Absinthe and Pastis. Assuming we can keep the Martina Hingis bashing to a minimum (McC don't think I missed the sneaky use of initials in your last Open report) we should have a pretty darn good time. Checked the weather 70s and sunny all weekend.

It all starts tomorrow at 11:30 AM PST

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Sep 07, 2001 8:56 am

Hey boys,

I get in to Sea-Tac tomorrow at 11:26 on United Airlines(I think it's flt. 536).

Sloth said he'd pick me up, but it's impossible to reach either of you by telephone. Why is your phone always busy?

Call my cell phone if you can't make it.

Hasta Manyana, Pax Acidus

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Sep 07, 2001 10:12 pm

The Sloth has lost Kyle!

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 8:48 pm

Tennis anyone?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 9:20 pm

yes tennis but you can't play with Maggie attached to your tongue.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Sep 09, 2001 7:41 am

we found Kyle in the corner with his bottle of Pernod and Trevor made it as well. Now it's time to act like Serge Gainsbourg. All of us except Auslander Maggie and Pussy Man (Julia's name for The Sloth) who cramp our style by making out all night. Get it through your heads: YOU ARE NOT CUTE AND IF YOU KEEP IT UP I WILL PUKE!!!!! Try to act like you have gotten laid before. Christ Almighty!!!