Sloth & teenage vixen (bimbo) in B.C.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 9:21 pm

So Slothie how was your romantic getaway? Do tell......

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 8:47 pm

...so it was that bad then?

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:40 pm

The girl didn't come. She said she was an honor student and had to study over the weekend. I mean, classes didn't even start yet! Who studies before classes start. She was either really stupid or too scared to come with me. I do, you know, have a REALLY big dick.

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:45 pm

It was hella fun though, to use the popular colloquialism. I ate lots of pot brownies on Wreck Beach and swam and got sunburnt. Ryan and I threw football naked on the beach in front of 1,000 naked people all smoking pot and drinking beer and playing music. The water was very refreshing and clean. It is SO NICE there. The women are fantastic looking and very naked. There was this girl sunning herself right behind me. Total beaver shot, I mean you could practically see her butthole, not that those sort of things interest me.

In the city I went shopping and bought some new threads and went to a few parties and bars and stuff. Very relaxing weekend. Last night I met this drunk girl I almost took home. She knew Irvine Welsh and said she bought him 6 pints of Guinness after the last reading at the University Book Store. She kept rubbing her butt against my leg and her tits were nice but she was a little heavy and kind of weird. I need a fine-ass chick to roll around with. McCutcheon you scare me you sleep with so many fine women sometime I want to kill myself with a steamroller like in Austin Powers because you are such a wanker ad get all the girls. Just kidding.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:47 pm

Ah poor Slothie, is it such a big dick and nowhere to put it or just a big dick. Plus I briefly talked to that girl as she put her hand down my pants and she didn't seem that smart to me. Delicate touch though. Isn't it always the way.

are you at 1 for the rock today?

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:26 am

sorry i missed the b-ball. works a bitch and all.