Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Went to Vancover BC to visit the only persone ever to get banned by Pax Acidus, Ryan Foregger. The newlyweds Ryan and Marci have done well for themselves and Ryan is starting Film School tomorrow. Best luck in your endeavors and thanks for putting me up for the weekend.

The best part was definitely Wreck Beach which looks like Endor, the planet of the Ewoks. Huge fuck off redwoods and dead trees lining the beach. There was this lovely naked girl who sold "Scooby Snacks" and pot brownies. That excited me somewhat more than the naked beer salesmen and naked drug dealers with fanny packs full of ecstasy.

And for once in my life when offered some e I just said no. I said yes to a couple more pot brownies, though. In fact I bought so many she gave me one free. Nice tits. Very hippyish. Invited us to a martini party that we didn't go to. The sun was beating down hot. 75 and sunny. Finally I couldnt stand being the only one with any clothes on and so fucking high, so I took it all off and went swimming. Cold but nice. Water not too salty. Best day in a while. Read Camus' notebooks. Better than most people's books.

Sunburn feels good when you you're drunk and high. Later Saturday we went to a bar called Bukowskis and ended up spending all night there running up a big tab. Then it was off the the strip club. Top saturday.

Now that the boys from Pax Acidus are both single again we are getting more hauvinistic and wild as ever. It's shaping up to be a good summer.

In a couple weeks we will be on an island with Maggie, Svenja and Natalie. There is a tenderness to all this. Girls wouldn't invite us places if we were pigs.

Pax Acidus never heard of PC.

And I've hung around girls enough to know two things.

1. Most girls discuss male anatomy.

2. Most girls appreciate a pair of nice tits (on other girls, not on guys.)

Naked beaches with ecstasy dealers here I come.

for the record Ryan was never banned from Pax Acidus. we're not some fucking club. He is just a wanker who likes to attack people living in the fast lane because the fucker can't keep up the pace.

Man its like the best of Amsterdam in your own back yard. Naked chicks on the beach selling brownies!?! Lets make it sooner rather than later...