Martino's NYC State of Mind

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:31 pm

just show up you wimp. you think Jackie K waited around for the red carpet?

309 e. 18th. buzzer 3c. New York Fucking City.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:37 pm

I'm leaving tonight. It looks like i won't have to amputate my cat's paw. remember though that Jackie K loved his cats and would have delayed if he saw what i saw.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:35 pm

yeah yeah but he didn't piss his pants over a parking place. anyway just get here and all will be good until your car is towed.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:02 pm

My first thought was you were on about Jackie Kennedy.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:06 pm

we are.

when are you coming out? and I suggest you fly.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:36 pm

Burnt Face Jake has been in NYC. He even found parking. He is currently in Park Slope looking for apartments. I'm working.

marky · Post by **marky** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:12 am

Jackie O is a man?

marky · Post by **marky** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:13 am

I thought we were talking about Jackie wife of JFK here. Are you in a time warp, McC? Is she in your apartment?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:37 pm

I wrote Jackie K . Jackie K. is Jack Kerouc.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:15 pm

So I drove from NYC to MIlwaukee, it only took 15 hours (870) miles and I get home and my housesitter is AWOL with my keys and not answering his phone. So locked out I go to a bar and drink 12 pints of Guiness in an hour. The bartender is just looking at me like "What the fuck is wrong with this guy" then i stumbled over to my car and slept in its freezing hatch. when i wake up i get a message from jack and my drunk housesitter saying they put my keys under the stairs...

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:22 pm

oh fucking hell... bad things, very bad things have happened and it looks like i'll be stuck in Milwuakee for a while, at least until august. unless i take refuge in montreal, but even then i won't be able to leave canada.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:54 am

a small point but one worth repeating....

I read NY scribbles. St Patrick/paddy/patty - yes they do call it that, along with halloween and the day of Feb 14 are not holidays. As much as we wish they were the powers that be will not grant you day off with pay. It pisses me off no end. Not as much as when I first arrived here. A holiday is when you get paid for not going to work.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:30 pm

Is calling in sick a holiday? If you don't have a job can you have a holiday? I know a French girl who never worked and lived off the system. That didn't stop her from going to Spain for a month every summer. But you are right as usual. I say St. Paddy's Day is my favorite holiday in jest. But it is all a lot of fun.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:34 pm

St Paddy's might not be a holiday but it does have a parade. And everyone loves a parade, right?

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