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summer in france
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:14 pm
by Guest
what/where do you recommend I do/go in France while I am studying there this summer?
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:13 pm
by Guest
Spain.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:14 pm
by Tommy Martyn
Study.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:15 pm
by Brett
I have finally become a guest. Now I cry.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:17 pm
by Tommy Martyn
decide which port of entry you like best and practice not being pissed off while you hang around there for five days, while the farmers/truck drivers/lavatory attendents have their annual summer strike/vacation.
Pretend to be Canadian if you are American.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:22 pm
by Tommy Martyn
It is also nice to have a wank. Have a nice wank in France. Have a french wank in Nice.
It is said that Douglas Adams first conceived of the idea for the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy while laying flat on his back pissed in a field in France. Try and come up with something equally entertaining.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:23 pm
by Tommy Martyn
see what fried spuds taste like with the freedom removed.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:24 pm
by Brett
You should hit Greece as well. They are also very fond of their summer strikes. Don't go as a Canadian, it only fucks it up for us when we want to travel. Go as a Dane or Mexican. Everyone loves Mexicans. I have two.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:28 pm
by Tommy Martyn
Is one of them called Norman?
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:30 pm
by Brett
I don't know, I don't speak Mexican or Latin.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:32 pm
by Tommy Martyn
Well don't go to Spain then 'cos they speak both of them there.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:35 pm
by Brett
Fucking Babel.