summer in france

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:14 pm

what/where do you recommend I do/go in France while I am studying there this summer?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:13 pm

Spain.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:14 pm

Study.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:15 pm

I have finally become a guest. Now I cry.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:17 pm

decide which port of entry you like best and practice not being pissed off while you hang around there for five days, while the farmers/truck drivers/lavatory attendents have their annual summer strike/vacation.

Pretend to be Canadian if you are American.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:22 pm

It is also nice to have a wank. Have a nice wank in France. Have a french wank in Nice.

It is said that Douglas Adams first conceived of the idea for the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy while laying flat on his back pissed in a field in France. Try and come up with something equally entertaining.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:23 pm

see what fried spuds taste like with the freedom removed.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:24 pm

You should hit Greece as well. They are also very fond of their summer strikes. Don't go as a Canadian, it only fucks it up for us when we want to travel. Go as a Dane or Mexican. Everyone loves Mexicans. I have two.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:28 pm

Is one of them called Norman?

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:30 pm

I don't know, I don't speak Mexican or Latin.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:32 pm

Well don't go to Spain then 'cos they speak both of them there.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:35 pm

Fucking Babel.