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what/where do you recommend I do/go in France while I am studying there this summer?
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Spain.
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Study.
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I have finally become a guest. Now I cry.
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decide which port of entry you like best and practice not being pissed off while you hang around there for five days, while the farmers/truck drivers/lavatory attendents have their annual summer strike/vacation.

Pretend to be Canadian if you are American.
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It is also nice to have a wank. Have a nice wank in France. Have a french wank in Nice.

It is said that Douglas Adams first conceived of the idea for the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy while laying flat on his back pissed in a field in France. Try and come up with something equally entertaining.
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see what fried spuds taste like with the freedom removed.
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You should hit Greece as well. They are also very fond of their summer strikes. Don't go as a Canadian, it only fucks it up for us when we want to travel. Go as a Dane or Mexican. Everyone loves Mexicans. I have two.
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Is one of them called Norman?
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I don't know, I don't speak Mexican or Latin.
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Well don't go to Spain then 'cos they speak both of them there.
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Fucking Babel.
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