Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

just as an aside... did you know that the fairly mild english term of insult berk (meaning fool and pronounced burk) is shorthand for the rhyming slang "berkshire hunt" which as you have probably worked out stands for cunt. sorry about typing I am feeding ababy with one hand

Slang is naff

Tommy where does wanker come from? I have always thought Wankshire, north of Hull. I know in Wankshire many people hand press ice cream cones. Custard with the tops still on.

Today I ran onto Bob's yer Uncle the daft one. He plays at being the Major but everyone knows he is really the Guvnor. He was chuffed to see me. Or whatever.

I just want to know which parent got drunk and passed out in the dog's bed. Luckily, my dog is small and her bed sits on mine in the corner of the mattress so if I do that I'll be in my own bed anyway. Unless, of course, I come home, surprise an intruder who happens to be a maniac with a machete and he lops my head off before crashing out the window leaving my head to fly off and land on the dog bed without my body.

myke

Also ..

Today at work someone (who happens to be a devout Southern Baptist) told me that they are quite certain that I will never have to worry about going to hell. When I asked why, they said matter of factly "Satan wouldn't let you in. He'd be to scared you'd take over." Not sure if I was weirdly complimented or horribly insulted.

However ... I do know that I occasionally get in this mood ... especially after a wonderful nap ... or perhaps one to many shots of Vodka ... where I just can't help myself and I start verbally slicing people up in down. Bad thing about it is I'm quite good at it and it doesn't take that many shots.

myke