Keep The BB of BB Evil Please

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:59 am

Yeah I agree. Since you've done virtually nothing to help out so far... WHY NOT MAKE A FUCKING SUGGESTION INSTEAD OF CRITICISM YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNT!?!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 5:17 pm

Sloth you are the one who said keep it evil.

FUCK FACE!

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:40 pm

Unless you want a new nickname on the BB you better REPSPECT MA AUTHORITAH!

h. · Post by h. » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:22 am

yo asshat! I wants my stuff. Like all them books I left at your place. Can you trade it for the basketball and I'd be happy. Thanks for the good times.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:38 pm

You left it, babycakes. Come get it. Or, yes, I'll bring it by. Nice night, I'm still having mine.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:29 pm

Can I just say that if you are running round in a t-shirt that tells the world who your favourite band is or you feel the need to put a bumper sticker on your car to spread the gospel according to Korn or whoever,and you are also over 40 years old, then, you are a sad cunt. In the third book of the trilogy (The age of reason) J P Sartre mentions this very thing. Actually he doesn't, and not just because in a world under the shadow of Hitler, a further terror like the music of Korn would be hard to imagine. He doesn't mention it because he never met me, that's why.

If he had sart (Like the spelling) down for a few sherberts with the old "iceman" (What the fuck is that all about?) Being and nothingness would most likely have been called T-shirts and nothingness.

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:52 am

That's your funniest post so far, Tommy. You made me laugh, thanks.

I think the real question is, what happens if you're wearing a band t-shirt at 11:59 pm the day before your 40th birthday? Is midnight the moment when you suddenly become a sad cunt? Or is it only if you're wearing a band shirt at the actual hour and minute of your birth? And what if you lose track of time and then notice the clock and realize you've missed the deadline and very quickly take off that shirt as fast as you can? Does that mean you're a sad cunt for the rest of your life, or is it okay as long as you never wear any band shirts anymore? And do long-sleeved band shirts count? I need to know this stuff, Tommy. Please, man, help me out.

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:12 am

i don't let no style police tell me what to wear. looking good is not a matter of t-shirts or panty lines or anything else quite that simple.

last may i had a great night at the bouche bar in nyc wearing a naff go-betweens t-shirt. at 3am this girl said she liked the color of the shirt, i asked her whether the seashell picture on the shirt wasn't too vaginal, she said she could handle vaginal -- it was phallic that gave her trouble. i said not to worry, i wasn't the kind of guy who wore phallic t-shirts. sure that was a stupid thing to say but we all say stupid things in bars sometimes and the rest of the conversation was just great.

likewise my flavor flav t-shirt (the one i bought when public enemy played at rosie douglas' inaugaration celebration in roseau in 2000) is great for identifying all sorts of old-school hip hop people. nothing sad at all about that. i say it's fine to wear a readable t-shirt if you have a good hair cut and wear nice shoes and you have an interesting personality. hell, you can even show a butt cheek and wear sandals if you are good at doing elegantly-wasted like some people around here.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:20 pm

nailmenails is an idea for a nail shoppe. it is a great name. says what it is. my next store will be called CUNT.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:21 pm

CUNT's a great name. Says what it is.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:23 pm

two things that move me right now (apart from the matter of rosie's ye olde cunt nail shoppe, which on the other hand doesn't really move me at all):

is it dull as dishwater or is it dull as ditchwater?

ali g pronounces berkshire "bark shir", so why do we say berk and not bark?

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:06 pm

cunt is one of my favorite words.

<sarah> · Post by **<sarah>** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:32 pm

Martino, speaking of ditch, can you tell me what is kitsch? -- I read an explanation of it in a novel that said it entered Western languages from German and had come to mean the absolute denial of shit. So in response to "shit happens" does kitsch say no it doesn't?

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:00 am

Ditchwater?...ouch. Now that's *really* dull.

martino · Post by **martino** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:12 am

sarah -- kitsch is when someone says that shit indeed happens, but is actually quite nice to look at

the hyperdictionary says:
1. [n] art in pretentious bad taste
2. [adj] of a display that is tawdry or vulgar

you got it right that the etymology is german. we could talk all day about kitsch vs camp vs plain ugliness but i think it suffices to say that you know kitsch when you see it