Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I started that last thread to give you fellers a brief update of what's going on here on the ranch, but the post ran up over 25 posts so I decided to start a new one.

I never did marry that chick I was living with, but we did have a kid.... a little girl. Ooh, Rumors persist that YOU have a kid on the way.... just hope it's not a little girl. If it is, you'll be searching the web for prices on things like razor wire, shotgun shells, and booby traps for her window. Best one I heard yet is to grow that prickly pear shit outside her window.... guaranteed to make it inaccessable.

Whatever the kid turns out to be, I'm sure you'll both fall in love with it immediately.

But no matter what happens, just don't forget to still be you.

myx

From all the drink and drugs Linda was doing last night I hope she isn't preggers.

Linda is on the pill and we are not planning a family.

In the past few I have acquired 3 nieces, 1 nephew, and lo and behold a new cousin. Yes my mom's sister had a kid and its the youngest of the bunch.

The sloth isn't spawning until my zip code starts with a 750.

Jusqu'a la fin... en plain amour

can you imagine another mc? that is a crazy idea.
by the way, another gay pride mc. last year was so fucking bad and so funny. look for us. the theme this year is tennis. i recruited the cha cha. you'll definitely hate it, i hate the idea, but tradition is good. if you are on broadway i'll give you a ride in the limo. we will plug in the battery powered pa this year. we need a dj, but i am sure we can find some scrub.