Play that Cunchry Music, White Boy

myxilplyc · Post by **myxilplyc** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:50 am

Hey Boys, long time no see.

McCutcheon, what the hell are you doing in the South? Rumors have it that you're here to join the KKK, but I remain skeptical.

Whydoncha come see me, I'm not in Dallas anymore, I'm in Austin, which is a good, proper stoner town in it's own right.

myxilplyc

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 3:49 pm

Long time no post M. But I'm back in Seattle now. What the hell have you been doing? You were one of the first posters ever here. Since then we've seen a lot of crazies come and go.

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:29 pm

In honor of myx the shy, Super Friends infatuated Texan coming back for a virtual visit I gave the BB a few tweaks to beautify it and make it more readable and interactive...

1. New BB Home Button Image now includes the lovely Julia (who was hanging out with Rosie at the beach yesterday and ditched us at a rendezvous for drinks probably because the cunting tables were full so Ingrid and I went to Cafe Septieme instead) with Lena

2. Ratings are back... someone give Mc a lift. I already voted him a (5) to help him get back up to where he belongs (2)

3. I tweaked the colors and graphics so you can actually see all of them now.

Enjoy your bb of bb experience. For all its dull dishwaterness... its still the most popular page on the whole server.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:38 pm

So someone rated me a zero. Rosie was that you kitten?

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:47 pm

No it was me loverboy. I rated you twice. One 5, One 1. There is no zero. I was just testing the mf.

At least someone rated you!

Better to be underated then not to be rated at all.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 5:16 pm

How the hell do you rate? I'm gonna rate you sub par white belly bar.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:31 pm

Click on the rating thingy and then in the top right of the next screen there is a rating drop down menu where you can rate people.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:09 am

No matter how badly Martino, Rosie, Sloth, and Mark despise me, I still don't find site to be dull as dishwater. I do, however, think the Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior is the main focal point of everything here. Exactly what is the rating system for? What are you rating? Is it like some weird high school popularity contest or just a way for people to tell you anonymously whether or not they think you suck?

I still think a more interesting addition to the board would be a separate gallery section for the regulars of the board. I mean ... there's only so many different ways to make a picture of y'all drunk next to a beautiful view look .... interesting ....

myke

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:21 am

Zero rating for saying Dull as diswater!

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:48 am

Shit ... there goes my award for most likeable. And to think, Mav ... I gave you a top star!

myke

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:55 am

That's dull as wishdaughter, Mav.

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:00 am

I admit I can't bring myself to rate anyone. It's like I'd be upsetting some natural balance of the universe or something.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:54 am

i ain't gonna say nothing about this new rating system as long as i am the only one who has but one point.

hell, anything negative i might post would sound like sour grapes.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 4:56 pm

Mark gets a 5 for creative disobedience

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 5:23 pm

The rating system fucks cunty balls. If you want a rating system you need words, like these from a fan.

I just have to comment about your review of Diane Di Prima's
Memoirs of a Beatnik. Are you aware that the book is fiction?Did you
know that she did more than hang around and fuck (and so what even if she
did!) . Whether you like her writing or not, it was her lifestyle that
paved the way for people like you to be "underground" or whatever you
fancy yourself to be. Also, your use of the term Wop seems like racism
and you might want to get a handle on that, mainly for your own health.
And by the way, It's spelled Anais not "Anis"! And yes, she is still
alive, which you'd know if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground.

Good luck,

Sincerely,

Corrina Karch

....So I wrote back......my ass is a big hole in the ground. better a bad
> reaction than none at all. thanks.....

and so did she....

Oh, I forgot to mention that you should read some of Diane DiPrima's
other
books before you make uninformed and clearly uneducated statements
about
her.
If you knew shit from shinola you'd be fucking worshipping her! She was
more
of an anarchist than you or any of your cohorts on your "underground"
website could EVER hope to be.
Oh, and you'd fuck her? what makes you think the girl in the picture
(or
one like her) would fuck you, a fellow who comes off as a racist,
sexist
poseur. Sadly, if you set your sights mainly on fucking boring,
suburban
yuppie college twats (as your website would indicate) you'll never know
the
difference.
P.S. I'm also a wop , and I sincerely hope that you make the mistake of
calling an Italian American that to their face one day! (hopefully
today.)

....and it all made me laugh. but I also got emails from a woman in Brasil.......

i woke up with a metal taste in my mouth today, another sunday
listening to the crows that live nearby. I didn't drink too much yesterday but
i feel like i am hangover, maybe it's the frantic wind outside my
window or maybe it was the nick cave concert i saw five days ago, still
burning in my eyes like a eletric dream.
Have you ever read a french writer called Philipe Djian? He once
screamed from his beatifully composed lines: LOVE YOUR DEATH, LOVE YOUR
DEATH! And that's why i try to stay calm on days like today.
Just let me tell you that i found some company in your advices, poetry
and stories. I can deal with solitude, but having nobody with good
taste around it's quite annoying. What does it matter that i don't even
remember your name? Nothing, really. Your words reached for me like a kind
handshake, they held me company for a while, making me forget the sharp
and beautiful despair of a sunday afternoon.
Thanks.

in portuguese the word for hangover is Ressaca. It is the same word
used do describe the sea after a storm.

i was surprised to see you answered so quick, sometimes the tide brings
strange things to the shore.

good surprises

g.
i don't know Porto or Portugal, even if i've been
there many times in my dreams.
....the black dresses of the widows against the fiery blue sky and the
salt dried from the tears and the sea water in those people's
hearts....

i read your story and i didn't like it at first. i was annoyed by the
journalistic style of your descriptions.
the leaps in your narrative are dry and make me think of weakness and
hurry. but then i got to the end, and the twist of the story settled
these problems. The tacky love story was redeemed by the bad intentions of
the narrator. Like an inversed tale.

of course it's easy for me to criticize. i gave up writing a long time
ago.
it's nice to know not everybody does the same.

g.

.... now this is how we should be rated.