If you can't say something nice...

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:28 pm

Got this email today:

Username: Moricia Froseth
UserEmail: Pookums526
Comments: you're cute, but yet ugly. sorry.

Submit2: Email the Sloth!

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:29 pm

Next time around I want to be Joe Montana.

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:30 pm

Except for the Mormon crap of course.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Thu May 01, 2003 1:48 pm

Steve Young is the Mormon. Joe is a Catholic. Both strange cults if you ask me. Don't worry Sloth, I still think you're saucy.

h. · Post by h. » Thu May 01, 2003 3:40 pm

Slothy, you know you're sexy.9 out of 10 young single moms think so.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat May 03, 2003 2:02 am

Sloth the way I see it is, with looks like that, and with a lot of people calling it that way, someone is bound to get jealous. It's just the way the world works, my friend. Pay it no heed.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat May 03, 2003 7:52 am

mormonism is a cult, is catholicism?
why are they different? i'll tell you why , but first i want to hear your ideas...

Post by **Sloth** » Sat May 03, 2003 3:56 pm

If anybody ever did a test to see which religion is more stupid... Mormonism or Catholicism... oh my God that would be some comedy fucking relief around here. Even though I'm feeling especially slothy today... I'll get you stated.

Brief Mormon (no pun intended) Comparison
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1. Mormons - must wear special underwear to enter the temple

2. Mormons believe that Jesus came to Mexico

3. Mormons think the best way to attract new members is to walk from door to door and share the Book of Mormon

4. Mormons have to pay 10% of their income to the church if they want to go to heaven.

Catholocism
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1. Catholics believe that God's son can take the form is a bread and wine (which makes it easy to see why France is Catholic but where's the goddam cheese?)

2. Catholics believe that The Pope is appointed by God.

3. Catholics believe that using prophylactics is immoral yet so is abortion and unwanted pregnancy.

4. Nuns get married to Jesus so they don't have any of the above problem. But who do priests get married to?

5. Catholic priests will absolve you for any non-mortal sin .. all you have to do is confess.

6. I haven't even mentioned anything about altar boys yet.