So apparently I filled out a survey about weight loss and left my number. This woman has been calling my phone for a week now and leaving messages since I'm in class all day. I finally decide to call her back and she isn't there. Maybe one day I can be as anxious as she is about weight loss. Not that I really need to loose much, just like 10 lbs or something, but I can do all that with just a few parties.
I hate to pee right now. I know you care to hear about it, which is why I'm posting about it. Its like salt on an open wound. Yum, right? I got a UTI before Christmas break because I always had to weight for my room mate to get out of the freaking bathroom. Isn't that so wonderful of her? Now she wakes up at 6 in the morning to make herself vomit and thinks I don't hear her through the paper thin walls of the cheap dorm rooms. STDs and UTIs. The story of my life.
eeeeeeeewww.... that left a bad taste in my mouth. Although i feel terrible sometimes that i didnt go on to college, when i hear stories like that I am almost more glad of it. No offence, just not my cup of tea i suppose.
(these work i know i lost 30 pounds per year and then gain it back at the pub drinking ales)
- switch from beer to wine
(less calories and more alcohol)
- start smoking more cigarettes
(speeds up the metabolism without exercise)
- if you must exercise, cross train (multiple sports) and do it every day to be consistent.
Easy Exceptions:
If you starve yourself for one or two days then your stomach will shrink and then you can ignore all the above tricks. You just have to give it a few months.
Caveat to Easy Exception:
However, if you eat enough to stretch your stomach back out again then you are hosed and you gotta suffer another two days of starvation.
i'm with h. I think many americans don't know how bad soda is for you. if you replace soda with water you will feel better, lose weight, your skin will look nicer, and you'll pee alot.
