Everyone wants to be a junkie

Jungle junkie · Post by **Jungle junkie** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 10:33 pm

So, I invited a friend over for the night after her boyfriend ditches her for the last time on account of her jealousy towards a cute girl giving him a beer at a New Years party. Drunk on margarita's, she passes out in front of my laptop with this site still open. The curious little kitten I am, I sneak into her lap as she sweetly slumbers and begin a journey through the materials on this site.

I love it.

So much respect for the writers and their writings, I could relate with a lot of them. Some left me wondering "wtf?" but others I was like "Hells yeah.." Okay, maybe not those exact words, but who cares? Later while I'm laughing and crying and slobering, she wakes and starts to ramble about how amazing the site is, then proceeds to pass out again. Wonderful.

I just got the time to figure I would post something. Let you guys know how much of an amazing job you did on this site. I love the hardcore-ness (or something) of it. Yeah..I like how raw and to the point it is. Just what I need when I get in from my morning classes and sit with a bowl of cereal because its all I can afford due to college. Helps me cope a little, this site does. Amen.

- Mallory

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 10:55 pm

thats the way pax is meant to be read. (i could be wrong, as i am not the founder/webmaster, but i think that is correct.)

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:40 pm

Wow! Some Pax Acidus positivity (I know not a word but it seemed to fit) Thanks for the posts Mallory and Rabbit. Now I don't have to post the 20,000-word rant I have been writing for the last two days, and can go get drunk. Yippee!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:45 pm

Damn. That herbal tea diet only lasted two hours.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:49 pm

Mallroy, beautiful picture. I think more people should post a picture when they sign up.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:52 pm

Rabbit I got a question for ya, how can I go through all the member profiles and look to see where everyone is from, what they like and if they posted pictures?

Jungle junkie · Post by **Jungle junkie** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:53 pm

Oo. Thank you! Its one of my favorites as well. Oh! So, let me rant real quick.

I hate how she sits around bitching because she has no job, no money, then gets all pissy when I invite her to ride with us to see Dara, DB, and Dieselboy in New Orleans. She complains constantly about no job, yet... when have I seen her make an effort to GET a job? You guessed it. NEVER. Why do people complain about something they obviously don't care much about? I mean, really.. I don't bitch about not having a job because I know I'm lazy and don't have time between school and parties. But she bitches and does nothing about it. Whhhyy must I have such idiotic friends?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:56 pm

all friends are idiotic and sublime.

Jungle junkie · Post by **Jungle junkie** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:58 pm

Oh yeah. I hope you don't mind if I post a lot. I love message boards and I'm excited I found one like this one. I love it. Mm. But ahem.. you guys don't mind if I start posting a lot? I'm not sure of the rules or anything, but are we allowed to post poems or anything we have written and whatnot? I have lots to say sometimes... more than one time a day even!... So is it okay?

Jungle junkie · Post by **Jungle junkie** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:59 pm

And how come you don't have a picture, Mc? Hrm??

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:01 am

go for as many posts as you want and we will party together when you catch up to me. all poems should be directed to art, literature or best of all End Cunt.

Jungle junkie · Post by **Jungle junkie** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:03 am

Oh if only I could've seen the things you've seen. *sigh* Life in southern Louisiana blows. When you're not partying in New Orleans, that is...

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:07 am

yes post in the name of end cunt

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:07 am

and what ever you do never post a shit poem for assholes on a Pax Acidus thread.

I got shocked three times twice today
by McCutcheon

I took three pills twice today
Those pills keep calling me
I found love twice in my life
Three times this month
Love keeps calling me
I got shocked three times
Twice today
Plugging in my turntable
I combed my hair
Third time in two years
My scalp was dehydrated
From all the drinking
The dandruff flakes
Fell like a snowstorm
I gathered all the white
Into little baggies
And sold in on a street corner
I made twice as much money
Three times this year

New Orleans is a great place. been there a few times. came away alive, barely. I like hurricans and gumbo and oysters on the half shell and ice cold beer and Brazilian breasts.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:09 am

there are pictures of me everywhere! Like fungus.