spider bites

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 4:49 pm

I was going to put this under Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll, but it ain't. I got spider bites too, they look just like heroin marks. opps!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 4:51 pm

oops again, the horse is getting to me. I meant to post this. (don't do horse kids)

A Santa Maria judge on Thursday ordered pop star Michael Jackson to undergo a medical examination after the pop star failed to show up for court because of a spider bite. Jackson was scheduled to face further cross-examination in a $21 million lawsuit over canceled millennium concerts, but instead was absent from the courthouse in Santa Maria, about 170 miles north of Los Angeles in central California.

martino · Post by **martino** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 10:13 am

recently i have seen some movies that somehow reminded me of Freakface.

firstly, Dark Man, about a super hero who lost the ability to feel pain and therefore gets mutilated in all kinds of gruesome ways.

then, more to the point, Papillon. There is one scene where the prison escapee, played by steve mcqueen, flees to what turns out to be a leper island. he meets the boss of the island -- a guy without a nose -- who offers him a puff of the cigar he is smoking. in order to gain the boss's confidence, mcqueen smokes it without blinking an eye. the thought came to me, "this is what sex with michael jackson would be like".

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 4:02 pm

If i had to have sex with Michael Jackson I would more than blink an eye. I'd run away, fast.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:49 am

Bwaaaaha haha haha!

You guys are cracking me up.

Selknam · Post by **Selknam** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:09 pm

If the old saying is true that the size of a man's nose is proportional to his private parts........shall I continue?

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 12:07 am

the perfect remark with which to introduce oneself to pax acidus.

i like it, and i welcome you, new guy.

h. · Post by h. » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:00 am

does that mean if I had a dick, it would be huge?

Selknam · Post by **Selknam** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 6:51 pm

Hey, martino, it's nice to meet you too.